It has been brought to the attentions of myself that a great deal of merriment and making-funny is going on in this very for-um whilst at the very same time there are a great number of children going without their dinners in far-off Chinee. I propose that we spare no time in the making of a remedy for this grave situation post-haste. I propose that we, each and all of the memberfolk herein donate all available spare funds for the excavation of a number of desert oases, wells, orphan hospitals, etc. instead of sitting around and saying  bad things about people's clothes and stuff. One particular project already dear to mine own heart is the creation of some sort of grand lake in the wastes of Okla-homa. This will not only provide the impoverished children of the great Dust Bowl with their first taste of potable refresh-ments, it will provide a venue for the pursuance of such manly endeavors as saliling, yachting, sloop racing, and the like, which will prevent their descent into the Homosexualist Agenda which I fault for the Making of Pansies. Furthermore, this body of water would provide a bank-ment upon which tea parties, dressup balls, and other types of wholesome manliness could be practiced ad infinitum. I hereby name myself the treasurer (suitable participants in other, more wholesome fora shall be named to other posts of officer-ship) for this endeavor, and implore each and every one of all of you to PM me for details to send the checks to and stuff. THE TIME IS RUNNING OUT!