So I bought a bush shirt. I just fancied something slightly different. I am not planning to go anywhere near Africa either.

Am I losing my marbles with  old age ?

Put a few badges on it and I could be mistaken for a scout leader.

I am even reconsidering safari jackets like Roger Moore used to have. The Alan Whicker ones always looked like khaki dentist's tops though; and the vest ones with all the pockets are an anorak's delight.