I know a very childish joke about the Duchess of Devonshire's balls...
Hardly surprising, is it?
Using my very good friend Trip's time machine I would have gone as Henry Scott Tuke's 'Youth in White Trousers'.
http://www.geocities.com/tuke_site/tuke084b.jpg
Or 'Henry Allen in his Cricketing Whites' (1904).
http://www.geocities.com/tuke_site/tuke053b.jpg
More than likely I'd be a gatecrasher. Some Footman would have let me in the back way.
Miles.
Last edited by Miles Away (2006-10-20 05:29:41)