Film Noir Buff Style Forum / Is Simon Crompton the new Francis Bown?

Chévere · 2013-01-07 19:19:00

Reckless Reggie · 2013-01-09 05:11:45

I see that Crompie's latest barrowload of bollocks is that The Rake commissioned him to take his wife on an investigative tour of Jodhpur!! Next month he is looking at drape in spacesuits for astronauts in the space station...

g- · 2013-01-09 06:01:40

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Gilgamesh2003 · 2013-01-09 07:44:12

Reckless Reggie · 2013-01-09 16:10:46

g- · 2013-01-09 19:27:49

Eckharti · 2013-01-09 19:48:54

You guys talking in gibberish? To disguise yourself from my gaze?

g- · 2013-01-09 20:47:27

Eckharti · 2013-01-09 20:52:49

Daddy to you, my foul mouthed half wit child.

Reckless Reggie · 2013-01-10 03:09:44

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g- · 2013-01-10 19:52:56

g- · 2013-01-10 19:54:24

NJS · 2013-01-11 03:38:38

Eckharti has the same number of letters as Crompton (who was sent a link to this thread) and my guess is that soon we are going to hear about a visit to some factory in Alaska which has started making repro enigma machines out of spacedship material. Yo! Ho! Ho!

Bishop of Briggs · 2013-01-11 09:59:22

formby · 2013-01-11 10:03:41

Bishop of Briggs · 2013-01-11 10:10:28

^ Cromps is wearing a "cashmere/corduroy suit from Anderson & Sheppard". Patch pockets do not work with a DB.

formby · 2013-01-11 10:17:33

Satan · 2013-01-11 14:29:53

THE GUY ON THE RIGHT LOOKS LIKE HE WOKE UP ONE DAY AND ASKED HIMSELF "HOW CAN I MAKE MY HEAD LOOK LIKE AN UNKEMPT CROTCH?" I MEAN, LIKE, IS THIS ACTUALLY A GOOD LOOK? IS IT LIKE A PUA STRATEGY FOR BITCH SLAYING? IS HE HOPING THAT GIRLS WILL SEE HIM AND BE LIKE "OH THIS IS STRANGELY FAMILIAR AND NON-THREATENING, HIS FACE REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT THE LADY GYM TEACHER SHOWERED WITH US WHEN WE WERE AT REGIONALS, I GUESS I HAD BETTER GET ON HIS DONG PIECE,"?

LUKE (SP?) IS MY BRO, I ONCE SAW HIM POUR GHB UP A LEOPARDS ANUS AT A PITTI AFTERPARTY, IT WAS KIND OF LAME BUT LUCK WAS REALLY GOING FOR IT LIKE IT WAS THE LAST DAYS OF ROME LOL.

Reckless Reggie · 2013-03-06 16:25:30

Congratulations! From you to er ... you, Crompie:

http://www.permanentstyle.co.uk/

If I looked like that, I'd stick a sack over my head ... well down to the knees..

RR

Bishop of Briggs · 2013-03-08 05:22:02

Crompton shills for "cheap" A&S - http://www.permanentstyle.co.uk/2013/03/anderson-sheppard-on-clifford-street.html. Is he still a consultant to them?

"Shetland sweaters for £140 and lambswool cable knits for £140" - not cheap IMHO. Highest prices for those jumpers that I have seen. You can get them much cheaper elsewhere.

Note - "For all those that care, I stopped working for Anderson & Sheppard last month, handing the Notebook over to staff internally. This is the objective opinion of a passionate customer." LMFAO!

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Reckless Reggie · 2013-03-08 06:05:52

Bishop of Briggs · 2013-03-08 06:15:17

Tell us more, Reggie. Who turned him down?

Crompton could be plugging A&S in an attempt to get more business from his former client. Passionate customer or desperate ex-consultant?

The_Shooman · 2013-03-08 08:22:56

Reckless Reggie · 2013-03-08 12:59:39

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The_Shooman · 2013-03-08 19:14:29

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