All witticism aside. Why waste your time trolling on a page, when you don't even have the minimum amount of intelligence or wit to make it cutting, humorous, or otherwise.

Trolling is bad enough, but failed trolling is as painful and heartbreaking as watching a blind person trying to cross the road, or seeing a flustered old lady confused by the workings of a self-service till.

It really is that painful, like watching you drown in the tar-pit of your own incompetence. Please would you end this spectacle and make the world a far more pleasant place.

Thank you.

I wonder how many members of this forum give a rats ass about making the world a far more 'pleasant place'?  Do any of you contribute to a worthwhile cause - a charity - and 'watching a blind person trying to cross the road' - how does that compare to watching a mother, carrying her babe in arms who is blind, and suffers from Spina Bifida, and has to carry her in her arms, do her shopping, and carry it back with her blind, babe in arms - THAT my friend is heartbreaking. Clothes do not maketh a man.

I have servants for that sort of thing.