Buying in bulk, I mean buying a dozen iPods, rather than a dozen pairs of socks is a sign of at least border line Asperger syndrome or some other attention deficit affliction. Buying a half dozen shirts in one go, is no cause for alarm.
He has a nice pair of designer trunks though:
http://order-order.com/2016/08/03/daves-225-designer-trunks-not-just-a-swim-short/
I have splashed out the best part of £20 on a pair of speedos.
My current ones cost about 7 euros from Penneys in Tralee.
Dave is still travelling easyjet though.