1. Slippers. Most blokes no longer wear special footwear indoors like their Dad used to. Marks £15 slippers are a declining market. As for the dandy Church slippers, you would get very strange looks if you said your wore them.
2. Opera pumps. 100% gay item. Most men of my acquaintance would not even believe such a thing existed - unless you showed them the photos.
3. Pyjamas. Going the way of slippers. Some may have a pair in case of emergency trips to the hospital but not the finest silk Noel Coward jobs that forums discuss.
Bragging about 16 or more fittings
Asking about every possible permutation and detail before ordering something for the first time
Men wanting to be individual dressers but checking first with each other whether everyone else finds the item acceptable and already wears it.
Fresco cloth for mens suits when generally it is reserved for tropical postal uniforms
Holding balmoral boots, double and triple monk straps, low contrast spectators and a lot of other shoes normally considered beyond tacky to be the height of elegance.
Acting like there is a difference between darkest grey and black and then pretending everyone recognizes this difference and always has.
Repackaging anal retentive qualities as genteel ones
Welcoming Autumn / Fall. Most people I know want to wear as little as possible all year round.
Headless wonders on WAYW today!
The concept of youth or younger is also over applied on the clothes forums. Unless you are speaking of "street gear" in which case if you dont already know, maybe you are unusually out of touch for your demographic. Anyway, this recklessly unfortunate belief that if you keep cinching the suit tighter or make the lapels skimpier or the jacket length shorter that you have a younger suit is bizarre.
Case in point:
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2414989&postcount=1
Find a tailor that makes a well balanced suit for you and then choices more creative fabrics to look younger, not a Phantom "cut".
When it comes to age, I have been doing a little research on the differences in shirts for men; partially sparked by a comment by someone in the shirt biz. Aside from tees and some counter culture button front shirts, I detect no real differences in what older or younger men wear in terms of patterns or colors. The main differences seem to be income levels and the ability to afford better fabrics and construction. I suppose that by default, younger men wear uglier shirts because they are more likely to have to buy on mark down. Whether this drives the market to create "youth" labels of first run ugly shirts may be the subject of further study. One exception are African Americans who seem more attracted to affluence (Although everyone is attracted to affluence) and really love "good life" labels such as Ralph Lauren.
This GQ issue I just bought has some incredibly bad advice for plaid shirts with suits and ties. I'm talking lumber jack plaids. I think I'll scan this page and put it up.
Comprehensive knowledge of the sock market - not just colours and fabrics but also manufacturers and their supposed strengths and weaknesses. This is coupled with excessive interest in an item that is not on show that much. Most, outside the forums, just bulk buy in particular colours when existing socks are lost or holed, or when they are going on holiday.
A 24 hour awareness of the brand of every item of clothing you are wearing on that particular day. You could instantly reel them off if someone asked. Every garment, no matter how inconsequential, has been given some thought and specially selected. You have not just grabbed the first item in the drawer. You never sniff yesterday's garment to see if you can get another day out of it.
You see items like 'Fear not the boutonniere'.
http://asuitablewardrobe.dynend.com/2009/08/fear-not-boutonniere.html
You may also see it on flower forums, I suppose, but I have not been to them.
You have been a long time on clothing forums when you know what a 'boutonniere' is.
You have been too long on clothing forums when you think the reports of florists handing out free individual flowers are true; and far too long on clothing forums when you think that advice about growing your own flowers to wear could be a real money saver.
You start to dream wistfully about finding an unsophisticated Cockney girl, working on her accent and turning her into a lady.
Extensive essays about the difference between blamorals and bluchers, pebble-grain and aniline leather and whether one is formal enough for wear with a suit.
Invitations to combine with others to get a cloth woven which differs only in 2 shades and 1 millimetre from that already on offer in every men's clothing shop in the world.
A discussion about whether a notch lapel can be seen on a dinner jacket without the owner begging to be left in a locked study with a bottle of whisky and a service revolver.
But also people sharing what works for them so that you can decide if it would work for you.
Men's shoe circles.
Men who love shopping, even more if they shop together.
Men whose clothes always look new, down to the polished soles.
Self portraits featuring ridiculously narcissistic, unnatural, contrived, self-conscious, and blatantly sissy poses.
Virtual tailoring critics who have no idea of what they are talking about yet believe they are clever.
Self-referencing superlatives illustrated via dubious discernment.
Pedagogic arse contriving such phrases as "Self-referencing superlatives illustrated via dubious discernment".
people worried about the difference in denim style in LA vs. San Diego.
"trad"
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regarding slippers: I don't think they are as uncommon as thought. I have a pair, as do most of my neighbors. Cheap junk worn when shambling between houses, or letting the dogs run.
Trad goes back to 1902 you know.
I bet they didn't even have Trad in Japan back then.
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I do love how crooked all this 'Trad' business is...
All those with vested interests (a pun worthy of Chensvold!) clustering around the construct. All backing each other up.
Andy repeatedly emailing Harris to come back and post when had gone AWOL - Or so Harris informed in an old AAAC post of his.
And now all these adverts for J. Press dressed up as press articles (another Chensvold style pun!) promoted by ACL & his cronies to promote his mate McNairy's work...
Wilder gets used (Sadly. I like him).
AK's shirts get linked to Trad for some reason...
And Andy's Trad forum rumbles on.
Shame the Trad Wiki is something they can't control, yet:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Trad
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:American_Trad
And it's a shame that they can't muzzle FNB too.
All these hucksters & shysters hungry for a Trad buck. Wouldn't it be awful if the world ever knew the truth about 'Trad' and that the whole thing is just a pile of iCrap & trolling?
Will this joke ever end?
"I would propose that the page be kept, but that it be kept realistically. The "Trad" style probably now actually exists in an entirely made-up Internet way. It's traditional American style for those who know little or next to nothing about traditional American style save for what they read online. Let it exist as an internet sideshow. For that is all that it is. —Preceding unsigned comment added by HoxtonLoyal (talk • contribs) 11:56, 26 August 2009 (UTC)"
"Men" fretting over "cocktail" attire.
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=415619&postcount=1
On the origins of "cocktail":
Another possibility incorporates the fact that "cock-tail" was once a term for a non-thoroughbred horse. Their tails were bobbed, or "cocked" to distinguish them from their purebred brethren. It also meant a man who wished to appear to be a gentleman but lacked the breeding to do so. Therefore, some assumed that either these faux-gentlemen's drinks of choice over time acquired the same name, or a clever chap noted that a non-thoroughbred horse is a mix of breeds and "cocktail" is a mix of spirits and was inspired to give the drinks that moniker.