Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?

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