Last edited by The_Shooman (2010-03-31 05:17:41)
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3099269&postcount=7737
Morning inanity:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103678
"If you could have any five pairs of Allen-Edmonds, what would they be?" Obviously, five deep-discount factory second Delrays.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103703
An iGent asks a typical dullard question (is it acceptable to wear a sweater vest during the summer?), and the other iGents helpfully inform him that it will be too warm. In this case the answers were, in fact, stupider than the question, which itself set a very high (or low) bar for stupidity. Also Earle of Ormonde, who I have come to rather like, plays the Atlantic divide card and professes confusion that the OP didn't say "woolen waistcoat."
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103686
"I bought some incredibly cheap, ugly shoes, please recommend devices that I can glue into them to make them fit."
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103695
This is spectacular - a newly minted tryhard shoe expert wants the straight dope on Blake versus Goodyear welting - he wants to know how much water will get into his shoes when he ditches his Florsheims and gets into some sweet, sweet Delrays. I quiver with pity for whatever poor shoe clerk has to deal with this guy, assuming he doesn't just order online. High-priced streetfighter Cuff Daddy is there to offer sage advice. Maybe he and the OP will get married in matching Barbour coats, and instead of a conventional reception buffet the guests can simply pull food out of their game pockets.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103711
"A corporation was mean to me!" The OP asks why some companies refuse to communicate with him. Perhaps because you give off such a borderline-crazy vibe that they would rather not waste their time with you? Forum genius Hellomarty drops by the thread to complain bitterly about Brooks Brothers, or CROOKS BROTHERS! I see what you did there!
Hellomarty was the same guy who was angry that Nordstrom didn't send him a free shoe tree with his deep-discount Allen-Edmonds, despite the fact that Allen-Edmonds, not Nordstrom, offered said free shoe trees. It must be a grim time to work in clothing retail.
"New to pocket squares"
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1080278&postcount=22
The whole thread is great but this post is just vintage iGent.
Great finds, guys. The iGents make it too easy. But I think we need to develop a troll detector, since I suspect that many of FNB members are busy trolling on Andyland and StyleFame.
I keep telling myself to stop reading Ask Andy but I can't stay away due to the entertainment factor.
Or maybe YoungClayB is the greatest troll ever. Not recognizing Connery and Churchill, using a Nascar ticket as a pocket square outline, plenty of public toilet shots. . . .
Running Style Forum must really be worthwhile if the mods are willing to stage fundraisers to pay for upgrades.
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3101495&postcount=698
NASCAR is for rednecks.