45mn-to-1hr to come...  That's pretty daunting.

We had a CPO on my Icebreaker who told an endless stream of really disgusting sex jokes involving infants, the deceased etc. Being on a cutter headed south my options to avoid this jerk and have any semblance of  of peace were zip. One day, the filipino cooks served that equally disgusting sandwich, sloppy joes ( ground meat in a thin gruel BBQ sauce.) And wouldn't you know, they were a favourite of this chief. He got up to refill his coffee and I slipped a very dirty old condom filled with slightly boiled egg white and mineral oil into his third sandwich. He returned and took a hearty bite. Nothing could have worked better. He bit into the condom, pulled it free and the concoction ran down his throat and chin. He leaned over the starboard railing amidships puking so long his jacket froze to the stanchion. He was carried to his bunk totaly spent. Someone had placed ground fiberglass in his sheets.He was medivaced to Chile a very sick man with a strange skin condition and weak stomach.
One of my post military, university days jobs was duplicating videos on the graveyard shift. We did travelogs for the israeli tourist bureau, Carebear cartoons, the early Carolco Rambos and porn-porn and then more porn. Every morning Jose Mennendez chewed me out because the high speed duplicators couldn't crank out more than 10,000 editions a night and somehow we were 'goofing off.' I spent 18 months wooing this irish- born  christian punk rocker named Mary-Katherine Dempsey with a mohawk and these.... It was a bit of a stretch trying to impress her while we were both sleep deprived and hundreds of screen monitors were showing gay circle jerks. We were all laid off with one day's notice on December 23. The israeli tourist bureau received some interesting tapes in the final batch and 5 HS duplicating recording heads @ $2500 apiece were scratched with a file while the security guard slept. I  told Jose what an utter cubano asshole he was walking out and predicted someday somebody would take a 12 guage to him. Mary was crying, having just lost her room and now job and worried about her visa. I simply told her to come to my place. It was only a few months later we get a knock on the door and the LAPD is interviewing me while Mary is freaking out hearing the news of his murder. I had an airtight alibi, our nieghbors seeing and hearing us all night at a group pool party and then inside as she forced herself on me.
It was in some anthropology elective in classical greek that I learaned hellenic women wore floor length black viels that made modern burkhas look scanty and were the first known to shave.
I don't look at porn. You duplicate it for 3 years from 12 P.M. to 8:30 A.M. and will understand. I  still miss Mary. She joined a christian commune in Oregon growing blueberries, finally lost most of the accent and grew her mohawk out.

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