I think the TV way is to glue real hair onto your face with spirit gum then trim to shape.
You may look a bit mental when you nip down the hairdressers asking for the clippings off the floor.
Go Groucho - boot polish - and, for a Brummellian touch - just a dash of champagne. Just make sure that they are both marques that you can stand. As an hygenic alternative to shavings off the floor, I could lend you mine.
Last edited by NJS (2010-08-28 14:00:30)
I had a (female) friend in college who had great success with the spirit gum technique. She would glue herself up some stubble and roam around sowing gender confusion and freaking out the squares.
I think the pertinent question, NJS, is where would the clippings be taken from?
Gilgamesh: I have a friend who does similar. The DD's tend to give the game away.
in my favorite piece of australian cinema, the sublime "bad boy bubby", the protagonist uses what appears to be heated molasses.
After suffering 'Neighbours' once or twice a day for more years than I care to remember, I wouldn't mind drowning one or two of them in a vat of warm Four X just to get the point across.