Another Profound Conundrum of Unspeakable Complication and Potential Social Peril has been uncovered by a SuperDuperMember of Andyland.

To (nit)Wit: "When gracing a fine eatery with one's sartorially splendid presence, what-oh-what do you do when falling debris lands in your napkin? Even though I have helped a common fabric of proletariat utility and low purpose fulfill its woven function as ordained by God and Colonel Harlan Sanders, what perchance shall I do now?"

Yes, the OP is apparently not concerned with his scraps of savory victuals or remnants of a hearty repast, but "falling debris." Do the iGentry only dine in restaurants under construction? Are the ceilings in the mall's food court that shoddy? The August Earle says it's too horrible an event for a true gentleman of quality and refinement to not already know all about while poor Peak & Pine (really no iGent at all) tries to inject some humor and sense but is beaten back by iGentry with flairs for the obvious and fiery visual aids:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?105297-Clearing-your-napkin

Hmmmm - I hate to be a bore, but as a Gentleman I feel moved to say that only the silly, prissy, striving middle-middle class carry on like this.

Offend the sensibilities of a Gentleman & he'll call you a f*cking fool to your face. Real Gentlemen don't need manners & so do not have any. Manners are for plebs.

And more than that manners are even actively looked down on in Gentlemanly circles.

It really is time we killed off all these silly Victorian middle class myths.

Back to the red blooded Georgians !

Did they like a rout too?

Is there a more iGentish word than 'Alas' ?