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#1 2011-07-03 07:34:55

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Official 2011 Tour de France thread

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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
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#2 2011-07-03 09:32:56

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Re: Official 2011 Tour de France thread

Let the doping begin !

 

#3 2011-07-03 09:41:58

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Re: Official 2011 Tour de France thread

Since half the racers died in the first stage this year's Tour promises to be the most exciting yet! Will Contador eat any more tainted beef? Will Cav cry? How many times will Cav cry? When will Tyler Farrar abandon? Where can a decent person find Fabu/Schleck/Schleck erotic fan fiction?

 

#4 2011-07-03 11:16:45

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Bradley Wiggin tried to throw the whole team on his shoulders and pull them home--maybe a little less blood pudding for the mates would have been helpful.

 

#5 2011-07-03 17:50:14

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#6 2011-07-03 21:00:17

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Team Time Trials are dreary things with little drama. This Tour has had the sense to make it a short one so little free advantage can be had by any single rider.

Contador, in a gesture of pure altruism, if not mere sportsmanship, has given up eating meat so he doesn't accidentally gain any advantage over his competitors.

Last edited by Popeye Doyle (2011-07-03 21:01:03)


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#7 2011-07-03 21:36:02

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#8 2011-07-03 22:14:43

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#9 2011-07-04 05:43:16

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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#10 2011-07-04 06:40:13

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#11 2011-07-05 18:32:30

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Well Tyler Farrar has smoked Cav twice now, once on stage three and again at the sprint point today. Has the Manx Missile hung up his missiling shoes forevermore?

 

#12 2011-07-05 19:25:17

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#13 2011-07-05 19:28:11

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#14 2011-07-06 11:43:00

Popeye Doyle
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Ouch.  The boys couldn't stay up on their bikes today. I hope Boonen can ride tomorrow--always good to have him in the show. Radio Shack down one rider--anybody seen Lance?

<-----------  Special 2011 Tour de France Avatar while the Bishop is away for a few weeks seeking treatment. Some of you will remember the great Dane Rasmussen, a gritty climber who was so doped up that he fell off his bike four times during the time trial and was asked to leave the Tour. I'm dedicating this thread to him.

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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#15 2011-07-06 13:23:34

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#16 2011-07-07 20:08:46

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Today's stage seemed a little boring.  Thankfully the crashing has settled down a bit.  There like a group of weekend warriors out there.

 

#17 2011-07-08 20:43:15

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Well today was an interesting, but certainly not rewarding, day.  Brad Wiggin - out.  Tom Boonen - out. Chris Horner - Out of contention. Levi Leipheimer - Out of Contention.  This has been the worst tour, as crashes go, that I have ever seen.

I should add that, if he had a few men with him to fight, Kloden, at 10secs back, looks quite menacing.

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#18 2011-07-09 19:15:35

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"What?  I finished?  Where have I been?  What?  How long ago did that happen?  And I finished?"

The dreadfully concussed Horner, on his bike, crossing the finish line having ridden 24k after being found in a ditch.

Just put me back on my bike.

These fuckers are tough.

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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#19 2011-07-09 23:39:28

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#20 2011-07-10 09:35:25

Gilgamesh2003
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Poor Johnny Hoogerland and Juan Antonio Flecha just got taken out by a car. That doesn't seem very sporting.

 

#21 2011-07-10 11:41:11

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It's a fucking bloodbath. WWI all over again. Footage of the car trying to kill the breakaway is on deadspin.com.


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#22 2011-07-10 22:10:34

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#23 2011-07-14 09:31:08

Gilgamesh2003
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Finally some non-crash excitement! It was panic in the Pyrenees with Sammy Sanchez hard at it, both Schlecks cockblocking Contador furiously and Cadel Evans' antipodean reacharound snaking in from behind. Frank had a heroic ride, and I think I saw Andy deck a spectator. Voeckler must be in ecstasy to be in yellow on Bastille day. I guess this is why they call it "the sport of kings."

 

#24 2011-07-14 12:06:31

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But there was some crash excitement just off the summit of the Tourmelet. Voeckler went into a car, Kloden and a few others went down. Stay in the yellow, you French bastard.


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#25 2011-07-20 00:22:16

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Re: Official 2011 Tour de France thread

I asked them if they do not take any public group, because I am a new area and was riding. They responded in a vague clause Empire Chinese diplomats, recognizing the concept of a group ride, in some cases the invention may exist in human life

 

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