Check this out:
http://footwearnews.com/2016/fashion/celebrity-style/queen-elizabeth-90th-birthday-celebration-milestone-shoe-moments-rayne-213635/
and this too:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2672763/How-Queens-worn-shoes-50-years-servant-called-Cinders-wear-Trusty-black-patent-leather-slip-ons-accompanied-monarch-prison-visits-Diamond-Jubilee-pageant.html
Is there something you're not telling us shooey?
Oh right...I thought you'd got into more adventurous dressing.