Oblivious people huddled in groups that prevent passage or egress and require multiple and increasingly loud "pardon me!"s before moving.  Often looking at phones.

Hahaha!!! Oh man.  I'm really laughing right now.  That is great.  Ha!!!  Wtf??!!

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People who brag about fitness, I don't mind people excising but there is no need to show off about it. I'm talking about the ones who go for a run on Christmas morning then post photos/ their results all over social media.

Worried Man, I get where you're coming from regarding people slow off the mark, especially when it's related to using their phone. I do however, take a small amount of pleasure driving at about 20mph when someone behind me honks their horn at me for being a couple of seconds off the mark. I'm not a total dick about this, I usually try to work if they deserve it or not.

Also, people who chew loudly.

Miriam Margoyles.

Prompted by the references to farting and Florida gun control.

I watched the follow up to the 'Marigold hotel' programme where a group of luvvies investigate retirement in India. This time there are half as many of them. Bobby George, by comparison, seems grounded and possessed of common sense. He left all the bling at home because he did not want it to get nicked in Florida.

I think I would have a go on some guns if I was there. It might help with crime fiction when the authors wax lyrical about different types of handgun. Not sure I would want to take a gun down the pub though.

1. Medieval or simply ignorant Latin pronunciations in any medium where there is an attempt to establish the intelligence and/or education of a character. This does not apply to certain time periods, but in the modern world Latin students are taught "classical" Latin first. Medieval Latin is a specialty, so unless the character has reason to be involved in this specialty, there is no excuse for medieval pronunciations. There is never an excuse for Scipio to be pronounced SIP-EEE-OH. If one is going to be pretentious, at least convince other pretentious people.

2. Forms asking for my "race." One would think by now we could get past the invention of race, but no. It's not even race that's being asked for anyway. It's either skin color (as it would be known socially, not accurately) or ethnicity.

3. The misuse of "whom" where "who" is correct. I get that a lot of people do not know when to use "whom", but substituting "whom" for the correct "who" in order to sound educated is worse than just using "who" all of the time. "Whom is going with you." Fuck who? Fuck you. 

4. That Londoner "f" for "th" fing. Nails on a chalkboard.

5. Oblivious walkers. Often looking at cell phones. Sometimes just walking four-wide on a narrow street. Yes, you get the shoulder in the chest. I'm not afraid to die over this, so go ahead and say something.

6. "Have a nice day."

7. The expectation that I will actually look at my phone often enough to see any particular text message/phone call/email within 12 hours.

8.  Foodies, the term itself and those so self-describing. Also, the term "comfort food."

9. KLGA

Scissors that come in a sealed plastic pouch.