https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2801808/brit-shoe-shop-sends-donald-trump-a-free-pair-of-brogues-a-condom-and-a-letter-the-presidents-reply-is-priceless/
This football analogy tells you all you need to know
"The black Barley has the versatility of Eric Dier but has the finishing ability of Jermaine Defoe."
Size 12 so feet not small even if hands are supposed to be.
Last edited by chatsworth osborne jr. (2017-02-07 10:50:06)
The presidential signing pens used in bill/order signing ceremonies are (shitty) Cross Century numbers which you can pick up for less than £50 from any provincial department store.
They are very thin, which also lends credence to the suggestion that The Donald has tiny little child hands...
Last edited by chatsworth osborne jr. (2017-02-10 17:53:08)
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