This is Bob Loblaw's iGent self-assessment quiz. I ran out of gas near the end as you will see:
http://members.cox.net/nimbus9/Quiz.html
You have a rare audience with the Pope. Your first question of him is:
What are the greatest challenges we face in our time and what does the Lord expect of us?
What should we do to bring God to others in the world?
Are the buttons on your cassock machine-attached or attached by hand?
I'm only 13% iGent? Bah.
You left out:
You will singlehandedly:
1. Bring back the stroller, even though no one knows what that is.
2. Bring back lace up boots even though they look like orthotics
3. Wear 18oz flannels because sweating to death in every meeting isn't quite as bad as your suit wearing out in 25 years.
Felix Unger is
1) Good
2) Great
3) God
You bad mouth Grayson in public,but you:
1) Wind up using his tailor.
2) Obsessively e-mail him for counsel.
3) Insult his tailor's wife and then back-pedal.
An elderly man is struck by a bus and is lying on the street, semi-conscious. Until the ambulance arrives, you try to elicit the following crucial information...
Are you in great pain?
Do you want me to contact any family members?
Can I get you some water?
Where did you get those awesome monkstraps?
You arrive home unexpectedly to find your wife in bed with another man. The first thing you do is...
Drag the man out of bed and beat him to a bloody pulp.
Scream at your wife that the marriage is over.
Inquire of both of them if you have sufficient cuff showing.
Pam Anderson and Carmen Electra proposition you for a threesome. First thought that pops into your head...
Fuck, yeah!
My wildest dream has come true!
Is kinky sex Trad?
Mysteries of life you find yourself pondering often...
Does God really exist?
Why am I here and what is my purpose?
How long is eternity?
What happens after we die?
Will I ever receive the neckties I ordered from Carlo Franco?
Questions with particular answers having a greater weight in the iGent index.
Which of the following best describes your current residency:
1. Own/buying a house.
2. Renting
3. Reside with parents or other family
4. Student housing
Think for a moment now about what you consider to be a quality suit, occupying a desirable place within your wardrobe. How many of such suits do you currently own:
1. Zero
2. One
3. Less than 5
4. Less than 10, more than 5
5. More than 10
Considering the notion of a quality suit as mentioned in the prior question, where or how do you typically obtain these garments:
1. Second hand from friends or family
2. Second hand stores
3. Auction sites, discount malls, or outlet stores
4. Store of origin
5. Never actually purchase, but have mentally envisioned or designed several models.
How many times have you attended the Collection of Sartorial Excellence?
A) The what?
B) Never
C) Once
D) Twice
E) Always
Based on their fora names, whom would you trust most on matters of refined style and proper deportment...
Phat Guido
Dopey
Ambulance Chaser
Skinny Goomba
Fidel Cashflow
Pink Plaid Socks
Nuke Me Slowly
Scoundrel
Jokerman
Capt Chaos
Dead Dog
Of the positive comments or reactions you receive from others concerning your style or wardrobe, would you say most are received:
1. in person
2. online
Of the negative comments or reactions you receive from others concerning your style or wardrobe, would you say most are received:
1. in person
2. online
How would you complete the following sentence: "The people who understand and know me best, are..."
1. Family members
2. long time friends
3. others who know me via internet forums, blogs, or other online social networks, but do not know me personally.
If you could have one wish, what would it be?
World peace
Eternal youth
Elimination of famine
Working buttonholes
Who, in your opinion, is the single most important figure in the entire history of Italian civilization?
Leonardo da Vinci
Michelangelo
Galileo
Mariano Rubinacci
A spalla camicia is:
A) A southern Italian Girls Ball games team
B) A pizza topping
C) A Mafiosi
D) A tailoring term for a type of shoulder treatment
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What, in your opinion, is the single most significant development in modern history?
Invention of the automobile
Cure for polio
Man landing on the moon
Japanese denim
Which of these is a type of woollen cloth:
A) Balzac
B) Scrotum sack
C) Hopsack
Complete this clothing 'rule': "No white after....."
A) Groundhog day
B) Judgement day
C) Labour day
Which would you choose as the most thought-provoking philosophical question ever posed?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
What, if anything, can be known with certainty?
Do these Ralph Lauren pants make me look fat?
While visiting London one evening, you witness a man accosted by a mugger and then shot in the leg. Your first instinct is?...
Call the police
Call for an ambulance
Apply a tourniquet around the victim's leg to constrict bleeding
Inquire of the gentleman directions to Savile Row, where you have a fitting the very next morning at Huntsman.
The proper number of fittings for a suit are?
One
Two
Three
Thirty three
Why set a number and limit the fun, you *%$#@* killjoy?!
Last edited by Marc Grayson (2008-07-29 14:42:39)