You've been selected by the U.N. to spearhead a task force created to provide assistance to the poorest countries in the world.  Your first stop will be Ethiopia.  Which concerns will receive the highest priority for your trip...

How can advanced water irrigation systems help with frequent drought?
Which farming practices can be adopted to help cultivate the land?
Which new medical advances can reduce widespread disease? 
How can educational programs increase literacy?
What debt relief iniiatives can be made immediately available?
What are some of the best boutiques for men's fashion and who are the cheapest bespoke tailors?

I am starting to get the idea that iGents all call each other to "get out the vote" and deface people's threads.

Why did the IGent get arrested at the airport?

-He was attempting to sneak into the First Class lounge. He claimed he belonged there.

A man is threatening to throw himself off the famed Golden Gate Bridge.  You look deep into your soul and ponder what might be causing him to sink into such deep despair...

His wife left him
He lost his job
He was just diagnosed with cancer
His house went into foreclosure
His tailor informed him he's retiring

A financial calamity is ensuing, Lehman Brothers is going bankrupt, the Dow Jones dropped 500 points in one day and experts are warning about a longterm economic crisis.  As you reflect on the disastrous financial situation, what single issue worries you most?

Might this be Armageddon?
Are we headed into a worldwide depression as never seen before?
What sort of future will my kids have?
Will I be wiped out financially and destroyed?
Should I get the Edward Green captoes in burnt pine or dark oak?

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You have the first post-election interview with President-Elect Obama, which is an important opportunity to probe the mind of the next Commander-In-Chief.  What are the most pressing questions you want to ask of him...

What emotions do you feel as the first African-American president in history?
What is your vision for global unity?
What will be your first priority as president?
What is your opinion on Jantzen vs. mycustomtailor.com? 
Whose side do you take in the ongoing conflict on the fora between Manton and FNB?
Given the worldwide financial crisis, can any emergency measures be taken to stem the escalating price of a Kabbaz bespoke shirt?

If you hide cloth swatches inside your copy of Playboy magazine so your wife won't figure out you're planning a new sport coat, you might be an iGent.

If you use, "+1," in normal conversation, you might be an iGent.

If upon learning the federal government is bailing out financial institutions to the tune of $1 trillion dollars your immediate thought is that with that amount of money you could actually buy Edward Green shoes in every combination of styles, lasts and colors you've ever dreamed of, you might be an iGent.