^ While their iGent husbands are busy online girls just wanna have fun!

Last edited by The_Shooman (2009-05-11 09:54:01)

90% of email traffic is spam and a goodly portion is porno. 60% of all websites are porno related.

In the old days you'd pick up Playboy ( I need to read this month's interview with Anton Zander La Vey for a article I'm researching as you smile weakly at the chain smoking armenian grandmother behind the counter.)

I supervised the graveyard shift duplicating porno videos under the 'leadership' of the late Jose Menendez. I finally got Mary Katherine Dempsey, a irish, born again christian punk rocker to go out with me under the glare of 200 Video screens showing a gay circle BJ around a swimming pool.

After Jose laid off the entire production crew on December 23 we moved in together and actually became intimate after we got our biorythems back to sleeping at night.

6 months later I'm at a party and everyone is watching a Tracy Lords video I liberated for my host before she was outed. I fell half asleep. This girl who had been hitting on me asked ' is he GAY? this movie has me sooooo arroused' looking meaningfully at all the males. Mary Katherine walked in from the Giant vibrator with our pizza, snuggled up to show  proprietary possession and marked her territory like a feline by licking my neck and putting a slice in my mouth. I smelled  tearose oil, played with the green plastic paratrooper earrings and lovingly caressed her blue mohawk  whispering a suggestion.
Mary smiled and said something erotic in gaelic.

You want to share some T&A fine, but please, remember some people are here to talk clothing once in awhile.Clothing can be erotic too, or it can be Cruiser bluejean porno.

Last edited by Chris Kavanaugh (2009-05-17 10:59:35)