Their ultimate fantasy would be two iGents, one cup...
At a 'meetup' your runup a $25 tab to compensate for that stupid CD. You excuse yourself and walk towards the men's room but slip past the salad bar and D &D. You grab a handfull of breathmints in the mistaken belief they are silk knots.
Last edited by Chris Kavanaugh (2009-03-17 19:18:29)
You have just been heroically rescued from US Air flight 1549 that miraculously landed safely in the Hudson River. You finally make it to solid ground and your initial thought is...
1) God was watching over us.
2) I can't wait to hug my wife and kids.
3) Life is more precious to me than ever.
4) I must have dropped my new Kent cherry wood clothes brush in the plane, I wonder if they'll take me back or should I just swim?
You have managed to convince a woman to sleep with you, but after foreplay you realize you have rolled on the condom poorly and the ring is on an angle. Do you:
1) Adjust the condom and get on with the matter at hand?
2) Get out of bed and check the fit in a full-length mirror?
3) Resolve to fire your tailor on Monday for sloppy workmanship?
4) Take photos and post them on the forum, asking fellow members if the fit is okay, what they think of the fit, and can the fit be adjusted?
I think this thread deserves resurrection.