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#376 2013-08-28 13:34:33
- Armchaired
- Ivy I.V.
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma's so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#377 2013-08-28 13:38:40
- Goodyear welt
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Rocking traditional, current and classic Italian Ivy since 2011.
#378 2013-08-28 13:53:05
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#379 2013-08-28 16:35:01
- doghouse
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Yo mamma so fat, she sat on the rainbow, and Skittles popped out.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#380 2013-08-28 16:39:55
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Yo momma so fat, she's at an elevated risk for heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure.
#381 2013-08-28 16:41:51
#382 2013-08-28 16:50:46
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Yo momma got a glass leg. And it's filled with Kool-Aid.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#383 2013-08-28 16:51:51
- TheExpandingMan
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Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a hamburger.
#384 2013-08-28 17:08:24
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#385 2013-08-28 17:10:26
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Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
#386 2013-08-28 17:13:08
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Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#387 2013-08-28 17:13:39
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo momma so fat she jumped from a plane and got stuck in the sky.
#388 2013-08-28 17:19:23
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Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#389 2013-08-28 17:28:42
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Yo momma so fat when she sees a school bus she yells "Stop that Twinkie!"
#390 2013-08-28 17:29:40
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Yo momma so old she's in Jesus' yearbook.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#391 2013-08-28 17:32:08
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Yo momma so fat, she has to wake up in sections.
#392 2013-08-28 17:34:46
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Yo momma so old, she owes Moses a rock.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#393 2013-08-28 19:58:01
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Yo momma so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
#394 2013-08-28 20:16:55
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama sooo dang ugly, even I wouldn't touch her with YOUR 10 foot pole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#395 2013-08-29 00:32:31
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#396 2013-08-29 00:37:40
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What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#397 2013-08-29 00:53:50
- Armchaired
- Ivy I.V.
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Re: FORUM FIGHT CLUB
Yo mama's so fat even Dora couldnt explore her.
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#398 2013-08-29 01:48:08
- Liam
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Yo mama so dumb she didn't teach you to read the whole thread right so you don't make no muddafukkin (hello Dudley) duplicate posts.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#399 2013-08-29 02:01:52
- Liam
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I'm not saying your family's dirty but when your mama says she's going fishing for Brown Trout, what she means is she's going to clean out what your daddy left in the outhouse.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.
#400 2013-08-29 02:04:24
- Liam
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I'm not saying your family's redneck but your mama makes Dolly Parton look like Muffy Aldridge and your Daddy, well no one knows who he is.
... but I'd say it's a fair bet he likes Nascar.
"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.