Yo momma's so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Yo mamma so fat, she sat on the rainbow, and Skittles popped out.
Yo momma so fat, she's at an elevated risk for heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure.
Yo momma got a glass leg. And it's filled with Kool-Aid.
Yo momma so dumb, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a hamburger.
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so fat she jumped from a plane and got stuck in the sky.
Yo momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma so fat when she sees a school bus she yells "Stop that Twinkie!"
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus' yearbook.
Yo momma so fat, she has to wake up in sections.
Yo momma so old, she owes Moses a rock.
Yo momma so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama sooo dang ugly, even I wouldn't touch her with YOUR 10 foot pole.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw
Yo mama's so fat even Dora couldnt explore her.
Yo mama so dumb she didn't teach you to read the whole thread right so you don't make no muddafukkin (hello Dudley) duplicate posts.
I'm not saying your family's dirty but when your mama says she's going fishing for Brown Trout, what she means is she's going to clean out what your daddy left in the outhouse.
I'm not saying your family's redneck but your mama makes Dolly Parton look like Muffy Aldridge and your Daddy, well no one knows who he is.
... but I'd say it's a fair bet he likes Nascar.