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#55 2009-08-07 06:18:20
- Beatnik
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Re: Girls, girls, girls!
...Now you're having a conversation with yourself. Didn't Tony Perkins in Psycho do something similar?
#58 2009-08-07 06:23:43
- Beatnik
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Re: Girls, girls, girls!
Can you create Beatnik girl for me Uncle?
A 20 year old poetry reading nymphette, that is crazy for overweight, northern, advertising men in their late 40's? Who loves nothing more than to drool over his bongos?
#60 2009-08-07 06:26:43
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
No - We love Big B. just the way he is.
#61 2009-08-07 06:28:13
- ivy girl
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- From: Brighton UK
- Posts: 46
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
Rustic charm?
I though that pastys and scrumpy disagreed with you
#62 2009-08-07 06:32:47
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
Yes - Back to Pasties.
Both last night's Pasty and Scrumpy were totally Organic I'll have you know. Poisonous, but Organic.
Also I am almost compulsively convivial I'll have you all know too.
It's a real handicap...
#63 2009-08-07 06:36:07
- ivy girl
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- From: Brighton UK
- Posts: 46
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
Is it true your mum put your nose in a sling as a nipper?
#64 2009-08-07 06:49:37
- Beatnik
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Re: Girls, girls, girls!
I only knew you had a bit of a beak, because Staceyboy referred to your Romanesque proboscis...
#65 2009-08-07 06:52:47
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
i do find all this talk hurtful you know...
these word weapons wound.
#66 2009-08-07 07:00:47
- Beatnik
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- Posts: 604
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
I'm sure you are a very handsome man Uncle.
I'm not sure how pretty a young girl you are though?
#72 2009-08-07 07:18:07
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
- Posts: 342
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
And I can't help thinking that you've caused all this, Mr. B.
bad poster! naughty poster! Forum filth! 
#73 2009-08-07 07:25:48
- Beatnik
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Re: Girls, girls, girls!
Sorry chum. I will try harder in future...
Now all we need to know is... who the fuck is Mollymauk?
#75 2009-08-07 07:29:58
- Beatnik
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- Posts: 604
Re: Girls, girls, girls!
I'd shag a warm scarf me Uncle. Or a slash in a horse hair settee. Or a barber's bin bag...