...Now you're having a conversation with yourself. Didn't Tony Perkins in Psycho do something similar?
Can you create Beatnik girl for me Uncle?
A 20 year old poetry reading nymphette, that is crazy for overweight, northern, advertising men in their late 40's? Who loves nothing more than to drool over his bongos?
No - We love Big B. just the way he is.
Rustic charm?
I though that pastys and scrumpy disagreed with you
Yes - Back to Pasties.
Both last night's Pasty and Scrumpy were totally Organic I'll have you know. Poisonous, but Organic.
Also I am almost compulsively convivial I'll have you all know too.
It's a real handicap...
Is it true your mum put your nose in a sling as a nipper?
I only knew you had a bit of a beak, because Staceyboy referred to your Romanesque proboscis...
i do find all this talk hurtful you know...
these word weapons wound.
I'm sure you are a very handsome man Uncle.
I'm not sure how pretty a young girl you are though?
And I can't help thinking that you've caused all this, Mr. B.
bad poster! naughty poster! Forum filth!
Sorry chum. I will try harder in future...
Now all we need to know is... who the fuck is Mollymauk?
I'd shag a warm scarf me Uncle. Or a slash in a horse hair settee. Or a barber's bin bag...