http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFYiRTPsrqg
I saw Bernie Clifton buying a cheese pastie once from Greggs. So fuckin what...
Tell the Greggs forum?
I thought this would be a fun way to link clips. Elvis Costello next!
Why does everything revolve around that shop? Broaden your interests man, buy a magazine, watch a fuckin film for chrissakes. Get out more. I prefer when you invent your characters. Least that stirs things up a bit. Anyone can go on Youtube, we don't need you for that. I don't want to read your ramblings. I can go and visit aged relatives if I want that.
Did I ever tell you about the time somebody had been sick outside The Ivy and we all had to jump over it to get in?
True story.
^OK thats silly - but i generally do like your true stories - even if they arent true
I may well be one of the most honest men on the Net. I don't know.
I was worried that I might have to mop up the sick, being the new boy, but Mr. Lally had it dealt with before the issue ever came up.
- It was an unpleasantly creamy yellow looking vomit too. Chicken Korma?
... Not sure.
id love to hear more stories about you being the 'new boy'
How eager to please I was...
How interested in everything.
So many questions to ask.
There was a lovely tweedy old fruit from up the hill who'd come in for Cords...
And there I'd kneel, pinning him up...
Happy?
I'd measure their waists & then get some Cords for them - All the trou were unfinished. Finishing them was £6 on top & took about a week (they were sent away).
I'd get shoes for them too as I pinned up the cords so they could see how they'd look. The plan was that they'd fall in love with the shoes & buy them too. Ian's advice.
I probably sold more Cords than anything else.
Never measured the inside leg, just pinned the cords to length on the gentlemen.
Fuckin hell... this thread made me long for the days when people posted on how to whiten our shirts with a fuckin onion...
Last edited by Beatnik (2009-12-01 05:23:01)