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#5501 2010-05-08 07:16:03

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5502 2010-05-08 07:25:37

Gilgamesh2003
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#5503 2010-05-08 10:19:01

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#5504 2010-05-08 10:26:32

ckav
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Chas Bono really looks good after surgery. Chas was on the news yesterday, received court documents legally reassigning gender. Chaz wore a black 2 piece suit, sky blue shirt, royal blue solid tie and Allen Edmonds 5th Avenues. Chaz needs to lose some wieght, maybe take up skiing like dad?

 

#5505 2010-05-08 11:30:14

4F Hepcat
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Vibe-Rations in Spectra-Sonic-Sound

 

#5506 2010-05-08 13:08:53

Cruz Diez
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#5507 2010-05-08 13:18:14

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#5508 2010-05-08 13:37:04

formby
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#5509 2010-05-08 16:02:55

Reckless Reggie
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

I think that the customer should specify exactly what he wants in terms of specific design (vents, pleats, pockets, cuffs etc.) and leave the production to the professionals; confining himself to comments on fit and comfort at the fittings; apart from that, 'trust to the chef'. If you interfere in the technicalities you will create irritation and resentment and become known as" A Right 'erbert".
RR


I'm Reckless Reggie of the Regent Palace,
I'm in love with every gal;
I flirt with Maudie and I flirt with Alice,
I'm a real life Regent's pal.

 

#5510 2010-05-08 18:23:37

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#5511 2010-05-08 21:52:35

Gilgamesh2003
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http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104826-For-those-in-doubt-of-Allen-Edmond-s-commitment-to-quality
Check Thurnau, the elusive iGent/Internet Tough Guy hybrid. "Allen-Edmonds has to prove that they LOVE ME, PERSONALLY, before I will buy any of their shoes! YOUR MOVE, ALLEN-EDMONDS!"

 

#5512 2010-05-09 06:46:04

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#5513 2010-05-09 06:52:09

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#5514 2010-05-09 07:01:04

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#5515 2010-05-09 07:03:43

Reckless Reggie
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Clemens aka The Dandy seems to be a silly, aimless, tit. Moreover, hasn't the use of arms actually been abolished if not banned in Republican Germany? If that is so then he isn't entitled to any either. Pillock Prize runner up.
RR


I'm Reckless Reggie of the Regent Palace,
I'm in love with every gal;
I flirt with Maudie and I flirt with Alice,
I'm a real life Regent's pal.

 

#5516 2010-05-09 07:05:03

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5517 2010-05-09 07:07:31

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5518 2010-05-09 07:11:15

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#5519 2010-05-09 08:43:01

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Inanity:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104808-Bleeding-Mardras
Forum rising star ZachGranstrom is excited to find authentic bleeding madras shirts, which he must remember from all those John Cheever-esque summers at the shore - oh, the salt breeze, the crisp drinks! How idyllic! Oh wait, ZG is a college student from Tacoma who responds to every thread by google-searching the topic?

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?103175-Farewell-to-the-Brothers-Brooks/page3
The "trad" forum thread on traumatic neurosis related to Brooks Brothers reaches Grand Guignol heights of self-pity and bathos.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104844-Mr.-Kabbaz-can-you-offer-any-advice-for-this-person-I-mean-the-one-on-the-right-)
An iGent attempts to engage Kabbaz's sense of humor (good luck) for reasons that he himself cannot explain. Watch for a late-in-thread body blow from some British forumite who blames a UK political candidate's insanity and outlandish clothing on America. Kabbaz still manages to shill some of his expensive socks.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104845-Formal-pumps-suitable-for-dancing
Ask Andy must single-handedly keep the opera pump industry in business. Fox81 should get some to go with his cute, curvy outfit.

 

#5520 2010-05-09 10:17:56

Popeye Doyle
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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#5521 2010-05-09 10:45:56

Popeye Doyle
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Shoe Beast and upstanding Andyite Nerev tries to explain why dust is almost as bad for the shoes as creases, but his mind seems to wander...

"The dust between the laces and the shoe is quite hard to dust off, more so if you have blutchers unless you want to reach around. Using your hards are normally just a bad idea since the next thing you touch is most likely your clothing (pockets for keys, coat to button) which can get into the fabric."


http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104322-Shoe-Container-Drop-Front-Shoe-Box&p=1090116#post1090116


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#5522 2010-05-09 11:12:20

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Nerev wears a size seven, so I wonder why he didn't go a thriftier route and store his shoes inside acorn-tops or beneath a magic toadstool. Also, just putting this out there, I assume that his wife is a fieldmouse or perhaps a kindly she-badger?

 

#5523 2010-05-09 17:55:25

jcp
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Sometimes I wear my shoes outside and they get dirt on them.  What to do. . . .

 

#5524 2010-05-09 17:58:38

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5525 2010-05-09 18:48:34

ckav
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

That's called antiquing where I come from.

 
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