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#5526 2010-05-10 00:07:34

Taylor McIntyre
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I hoover (vacuum clean) my shoes every night.

 

#5527 2010-05-10 06:50:29

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#5528 2010-05-10 12:12:24

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#5529 2010-05-10 12:17:05

formby
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They aren't gunna last long with that kind of abuse I'll tell ya!


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

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#5530 2010-05-10 12:27:49

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Indeed Formby, what Grossgrain Silk's regime misses is the wearing of rubber veruca socks designed to be worn at the swimming baths to protect fellow swimmers from the worts and general brain syphillis that lives in the feet of all iGents. The wearing of rubber veruca socks helps protect shoes from the evil acid attack in sweat that will destroy a shoe from the inside out in less time than it takes to order a new pair in shade #8. Don't be caught shoeless, buy your rubber veruca socks now, from a bonifide AAAC artisan for 200dollars or more. Buy them in ribbed and exotic colours from Italian artisans for 250dollars or more.


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#5531 2010-05-10 12:31:16

formby
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"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#5532 2010-05-10 12:35:30

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#5533 2010-05-10 13:04:27

Grossgrain Silk
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#5534 2010-05-10 13:07:39

4F Hepcat
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Another handy tip, is to store the said shoes in a fridge freezer with Iridium 192 or Cobat 60 source in each one. It helps protect them from inclement conditions.


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#5535 2010-05-10 13:15:10

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#5536 2010-05-10 13:38:17

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"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

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#5537 2010-05-10 13:47:16

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After bombarding them with the atomic particles, I always take mine down to the local industrial painters to finish the soles off. Get them to shot blast down to an SA 2.1/2 finish and then coat the leather soles with a primer coat of red lead and then finish off with Thermal Spray Aluminium. In most in process shoe conditions, the sole should last for at least 40 years before you have to get the sole replaced.

Of course, if you buy rubber soled shoes the process is completely different involving quantum physics, Steven Hawking and a dance troupe of Umpa-Lumpas.

Last edited by 4F Hepcat (2010-05-10 13:50:03)


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#5538 2010-05-10 14:22:05

formby
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"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#5539 2010-05-10 14:24:21

Taylor McIntyre
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

I don't buy shoes anymore. I'd only spoil them by opening the box.

 

#5540 2010-05-10 17:08:58

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#5541 2010-05-10 17:29:25

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#5542 2010-05-10 17:37:24

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#5543 2010-05-10 17:54:53

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Andy is the kid men in cars pull up to asking for help finding a puppy.
There was the Darren Beeman affair when I first joined. One moderator's tie company went into the tielight zone with his own malinda answering emails, or not.
And now this? Andy is a one man UP WITH PEOPLE! concert for anybody with a businss card until the rain comes and his new roof runs down the gutters. then Andy is 'Shocked,shocked to find gambling in this establishment.'

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#5544 2010-05-10 17:58:25

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#5545 2010-05-10 20:24:44

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#5546 2010-05-10 20:29:53

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#5547 2010-05-10 21:26:52

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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
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#5548 2010-05-11 01:35:07

Taylor McIntyre
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#5549 2010-05-11 02:16:16

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#5550 2010-05-11 02:21:12

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