Relax - You can break them. They're only rules.
I propose the following rules:
1) Pints of Cider are not Ivy.
2) The Ivy toe nail is kept trim.
3) An Ivyist will always try his best to shrug when he can't bring himself to smile.
4) Arson isn't Ivy.
5) Nubuck is Ivy but Leatherette is not.
Add your own?
This is a way of life!
Arson isn't Ivy?
Controversial!
Easy cheese is ivy but cheez whiz is not. marshmellow fluff is ivy, nutella is mod, I Cant Believe Its Not Butter is trad. Whipped butter is just a ripoff.
I need to serve some purpose besides mugging winos for their sack coats and sending them to england.
the coats, that is. as of yet have not mailed any winos to england, but will look into postage if the forum expresses interest.
i think hes on the east coast somewhere. perhaps the Thin Repp can assist you.
The fun we have over here... With no soul searching & kvetching to do...
You think I'm kidding. Ask Hepcat about the coats that arrived last week....
pink only if on drugs is still my favorite!
"They think hick and we think hip" JS' rules 2004
Last edited by Chris_H (2010-05-12 08:41:02)
No officers
No charge accounts
No liveries
No tips
No Set Speeches
NO RULES
Cash on the barrel head. Just like London clubs...