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#5851 2010-05-25 15:15:18

wombat
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

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#5852 2010-05-25 17:11:30

Popeye Doyle
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

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#5853 2010-05-25 17:55:48

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Jesus. Ask Andy: the place to go when you want style criticism from people who wear their Blackberries on belt holsters.

Let us now discuss AlanC's shoes: why do they all look diseased? Every other part of his outfit clearly receives intense scrutiny and calculation, yet his shoes always look like he pulled them out the dumpster behind Aldo:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1104179#post1104179

I mean, the rest of the outfit is pretty bad (I have never seen seersucker make someone look that fat before), but at least it looks clean and planned. Also, could someone please explain to me the machined belt buckle trend that appears to be sweeping the "fora"? Some kind of boy scout fetish?

While we're at it, could someone please explain this inanity to me:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?105323-Does-anyone-wear-printed-t-shirts-here-or-is-it-plain-t-shirts
Do iGents really not know how to wear "printed" t-shirts? Did they all proceed directly from the age of, say, six to thirty without passing through the intervening years?

And a trip to the Agoge:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?105325-Yellow-Traces-around-the-armpit-area-of-my-MTM-Shirts...
In which the troll Virtuti returns with a normal, though gross question (although he does inject his typical note of the bizarre by claiming that his "company laundry" cleans all his shirts), and Kabbaz and Googlestrom butt heads.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?105330-What-type-of-collar-is-this
And a tart, short thread in which Kabbaz makes a statement with which we are all certain to agree.

 

#5854 2010-05-25 18:37:39

ckav
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Excepting the fact his adverisement for shawl collared robes have what appears to be nearly the same colour as an option.

 

#5855 2010-05-26 00:03:54

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Change is afoot in Tradland!

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?105284-Yea-or-Nay-...-and-What-s-It-To-Be

 

#5856 2010-05-26 01:17:28

Taylor McIntyre
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#5857 2010-05-26 03:01:47

Kingstonian
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#5858 2010-05-26 06:40:40

Cruz Diez
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Alan C's shoes are alright. From what I remember, his shoes seem to be the best part of his outfits.

Though I rarely browse SF and never read AAAC, he is one of the very few fora guys who don't come across as downright odd, social reject-like, and pathologically narcissistic, in my mind.

 

#5859 2010-05-26 06:46:55

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5860 2010-05-26 06:47:55

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5861 2010-05-26 08:51:09

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

I still think his shoes look diseased and I will stand by that opinion until I die. It's a subtle, tragic disease.

Speaking of philosophical meltdowns, here's a thread in which a bunch of people who do not really know what "modernist" means discuss Foo as if he were the founder of a major intellectual movement:

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=102175

 

#5862 2010-05-26 09:07:56

Film Noir Buff
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3258080&postcount=50

I wouldn't want to pop his anal retentive, compulsive neurotic fantasies, thus I haven't the heart to tell this one that shades can vary quite a bit from bolt to bolt. Fabrics like this are hand mixed, not made by the tonne.

It does illustrate that that putting a lot of effort into the wrong category, yields poor results.  Where does he get all this color association from? His own prejudices? If so, he had better hope every room is filled with him looking at his own suit. Too light for business, too dark for surface interest? This could be a man who treats himself to a rectal exam every time something exciting happens in his life.

He has this tight constraint about the use but he wants someone else to pick the cloth for him? I haven't a lot of respect for control freaks in need of surrogates.


If he had better research he could achieve the objective results he wants. However, like so many, they do not believe clothing messages exist outside of their own subjective opinions. Women get blamed for this sort of thinking a lot; whatever I feel, everyone else must also feel. Somehow women do manage to figure out the objective reaction to clothes, at least within their own circle.

 

#5863 2010-05-26 10:28:27

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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

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#5864 2010-05-26 10:34:06

formby
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#5865 2010-05-26 10:35:15

Film Noir Buff
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#5866 2010-05-26 10:54:24

Film Noir Buff
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#5867 2010-05-26 10:57:29

Film Noir Buff
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3258401&postcount=205

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3258448&postcount=206

Oh brother.

Is it Spinoza who said that error and doubt merely manifest the absence of knowledge of the truth?

 

#5868 2010-05-26 11:03:50

formby
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#5869 2010-05-26 11:11:14

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#5870 2010-05-26 11:14:24

formby
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#5871 2010-05-26 11:45:54

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#5872 2010-05-26 11:57:11

formby
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

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"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#5873 2010-05-26 12:24:52

ckav
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

I think, therefore, I am.

I am, therefore I think.

Sometimes I just sits and thinks, but mostly I just sits.

Letterman jackets? they cannot be serious! I earned a letter in wrestling and cross country. I was jumped by 3 football players and sent the fair haired boy, class president and quarterback to hospital with a compound fracture in his throwing arm.
We lost every game my senior year, he lost a athletic scholarship to UCLA and the athletic committee rescinded my two letters for 'unsportsmanlike conduct.'  So I removed them both and wore the damned jacket like a disgraced military officer. They tried to stop me from wearing it. I threatened lawsuit or the option of buying it back- at 2x the price. They bought it.

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#5874 2010-05-26 13:00:51

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#5875 2010-05-26 13:15:37

ckav
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

I am embaressed by my threadbare wardrobe, but hardly psychotic. The irony, I live in a society where my boring Park Avenues set me apart from 99.9875% of other men. Should I see that .0020% it's a simple matter of fading into the sea of denim blue to hide. Problem is, the .0005% igents are in red cords  and Park Avenues spouting allusions to "wine red seas."

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