Morning inanity:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106320-Suspenders-storage
iGents debate the proper way to stores their "braces" in order to prevent damage to their trousers, chifforobes, and Hanger Project hangers. I store mine in the garbage in 1996, but if you're looking for other options this thread has dozens.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106262-How-should-I-care-for-my-new-watch&p=1120824#post1120824
It turns out that I didn't need to parody the "How do I care for my watch?" thread after all. I learned two things from this charmingly illiterate post: one, the profession "engineer" should be capitalized, and two, Rolexes are apparently radiation-proof.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106341-Mottling-on-Cordovan
An iGent is concerned that someone might have rubbed his peen all over the toe-caps of his sublime Alden cordovan shoos.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106345-Menswear-in-Korea
Apparently they don't teach you to avoid rambling, narcissistic questions at Yale.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106358-Storing-suits-flat
"Oh Andyland, may I store my suits flat?" PERMISSION DENIED.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106350-Banana-Republic-JCrew-suits-quot-just-for-kids-quot
A fresh-minted iGent learns that hatred of J Crew and Banana Republic IS a family value.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106343-j-press-sport-jacket
All clothing must be coordinated to this level of specificity. Thanks god this iGent asked about the daring combo of tan pants, a blue sportscoat and a blue shirt.