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#7051 2010-08-09 09:22:13
- Kingstonian
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
I also had to look up Nordstrom to understand what type of an establishment it is.
Nordstrom, Inc. (NYSE: JWN) is an upscale bridge department store chain in the United States, founded by John W. Nordstrom. Initially a shoe retailer, the company today also sells clothing, accessories, handbags, jewelry, cosmetics, fragrances, and in some locations, home furnishings. The corporate headquarters and the flagship store are located in Downtown Seattle, Washington.
'Upscale' is one of the great American words. I am going to start slipping it into my conversations. 'Douchebag' is another good one.
Nieman Marcus might be more interesting. Maybe it is too ostentatiously upscale for the forums.
#7052 2010-08-09 09:24:04
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
lf that sucker wore mirror shined R.M.Williams boots in the outback, some bloke would bash him in the backyard dunny mate. Fairdinkum!
#7053 2010-08-09 10:32:47
#7054 2010-08-09 15:05:55
- Popeye Doyle
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Just in case any of you other bathroom dwellers were wondering who decorated Macarthur's bathroom...in spite of the embroidered towels that say "Uncle" and "Aunt", it wasn't Sister Parrish but rather Mrs. Mac herself! Hats off, Dearie, for creating a decor so reminiscent of the bathrooms in every "Charlie O'Rourke's Dining and Drinking Emporium Est. 1988" in the Northeast:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?48726-A-Trad-What-are-you-Wearing&p=1131644#post1131644
Here's a fellow who understands The Great Allen Edmonds Footwear Manufactory, Ltd. perfectly: They sent him flawed shoes and he wonders if he should return them for a pair that is "less flawed":
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=193540
Innocent and angelic iGent saddened by clothing choices of SF Hero PhatGuido and Superstar Italian designer "Jack" Rubinacci:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107239-Unbuttoned-button-down-shirts
Interesting ties purchased by Crusty--made perhaps from the curtains at the old Met or the upholstery of a 1957 Mercury, or the fabric of a couch in a whore house (just speculating):
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1132412#post1132412
A few posts down, Holdfast dresses for an afternoon visit to the local adult cinema:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1131869#post1131869
According to his blog Holdfast has lost his job; this horrible jacket may soon make its way to Ebay:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1132076#post1132076
Andy's WAYWT thread this month is almost entirely Crusty and Holdfast, and is unbearable to look at.
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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#7055 2010-08-09 16:19:33
- Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#7056 2010-08-09 16:32:25
- Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#7057 2010-08-09 21:10:36
#7058 2010-08-10 06:41:29
- Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#7059 2010-08-10 07:59:01
- The_Shooman
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This bloke needs to give up trying to be stylish, he is only making a fool of himself.
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3479481&postcount=16748
* that jacket makes him look so feminine and hopeless, the natural shoulder is doing him no favours whatsoever. A big girly man igent, urk!
* belt looks crap, can't take people seriously wearing silly things like that
* he is not the guy who should be wearing those pants, he looks like a dill
* those shoos are aweful, they look like big fat loaves of bread. Boring.
* why do people wear those stupid silk flowers in their lapel hole for?? Always looks cheap and idiotic, not to mention seriously wierd.
That bloke is a fake and impossible to take seriously. lf l saw him at a Flatulance event l wouldn't give him the time of day, he is a complete non event.
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#7061 2010-08-10 08:22:15
- Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#7062 2010-08-10 08:32:02
- The_Shooman
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
#7063 2010-08-10 08:38:14
- The_Shooman
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
#7064 2010-08-10 08:40:31
- JohnL
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
"The less taste a person has in dress, the more obstinate he always seems to be. It is a great pity. Because he will never be a success as it" - Jerome K Jerome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVHUA4dZI0o&feature=related
#7065 2010-08-10 09:29:33
- Popeye Doyle
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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#7066 2010-08-10 10:06:57
- Popeye Doyle
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iGents creaming in their selfedges over a new Barbour:
Huge Barbour label on chest...check
Epaulets...check
Belt loops for epaulets...check
Roomy game pockets...check
Upper sleeve pocket for...upper sleeve stuff?...check
Zippered Surgeon cuffs...check
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=3486659&postcount=8
If you're trolling, or at best trying to express your own idiotic unfounded and unsolicited opinions about clothes, at least know the difference between a fabric and a collar style, fuckstick:
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=193633
Be careful with this rotating shoe trees business. Shoe trees rotating inside your shoes can cause excessive wear to the linings (lexoled or otherwise), insoles, and can occasionally burst laces, to say nothing of the racket they make in your closet all night long:
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=193633
Bad news for you, slight supinator--You're not 5'8.5" tall. You're a little under 5'7" at best, and you know it. You're short. Nothing wrong with that--some of my best friends are gay. I mean they're Jews. Sorry, that should be "height-challenged". No one over the age of 12 uses half-inches in describing their height:
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=193671
"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
--Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
--Quay
#7067 2010-08-10 10:46:10
- Sammy Ambrose
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If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman
#7068 2010-08-10 12:10:05
- Kingstonian
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#7069 2010-08-10 12:16:54
- Kingstonian
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#7070 2010-08-10 12:26:37
- Kingstonian
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)
Upr crust is like a cheerful version of Captain Mainwaring. Shave off the beard. Put an Army hat on him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPMF05q8Kng
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#7071 2010-08-10 16:32:22
- Gilgamesh2003
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Evening inanity:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107246-My-Wife-Says-I-Dress-Like-An-Astronaut
An iGent's wife insults him; he and his fellow iGents rejoice.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107253-Mad-Men-Banana-Republic-video-on-White-Shirts
An iGent claims that he routinely breaks his cufflinks on his computer keyboard. Is he perhaps confusing "computer keyboard" with "industrial lathe"?
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107251-Fashions-men-have-taken-from-women-(apparently)
Granstrom gushes about guyliner! Frankly a little male eyeliner would liven up many of these internette outfits.
#7072 2010-08-11 03:42:19
- JJR512
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#7073 2010-08-11 07:52:39
- Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."
#7074 2010-08-11 08:06:40
#7075 2010-08-11 08:31:03
- ZachGranstrom
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