I feel slightly cheated. I'm fast approaching the big five oh and at no point have I felt I must:
Have a Harley Davison
Have a sports car of some description
Grow a pony tail
Wear leather trousers
Have an affair with some young office strumpet
Get away to 'find myself'
Just what is wrong with me?
You may have something there Harpo.
By the way, have I ever told you what a striking figure of a man you are in your pics. Like a young Charlton Heston.
Have you ever thought about gladiatorial combat?
Man on man, in the burning sand of the arena...
Three words, "Victor Mature" and "oil"............
I wouldn't have had the heart to tell them...
Brilliant!
Gee guys, I meant...
I have not yet had the middle age crisis, the male menopause.
The need to convince myself that I retain my youthful manliness...
Does it really exist, or is it just made up like hay fever, post natal depression and seasonal thingy disorder?
I've made up my hay fever?
Thank god for that - I thought it was real!