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#8051 2010-10-22 06:49:01

SolInvictus
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This guy HAS to be a troll. "What shoos should I wear with this fleece pullover?"
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?108672-Shoes-with-this-sweater

 

#8052 2010-10-22 06:54:05

Grossgrain Silk
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#8053 2010-10-22 07:04:21

NJS
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#8054 2010-10-22 07:16:20

Cruz Diez
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#8055 2010-10-22 08:00:49

The_Shooman
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l like to think of Silky like a cheeky son l never had. He makes me laugh.

A fluffy white lamb. Need to be gentle.

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#8056 2010-10-22 08:04:49

The_Shooman
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#8057 2010-10-22 08:31:19

Grossgrain Silk
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#8058 2010-10-22 08:34:49

Film Noir Buff
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#8059 2010-10-22 09:11:34

Cruz Diez
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#8060 2010-10-22 10:02:06

Grossgrain Silk
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#8061 2010-10-22 10:36:49

The_Shooman
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#8062 2010-10-22 13:37:59

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#8063 2010-10-22 18:33:46

Gilgamesh2003
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http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?108717-Borrelli-shirt-durtability&p=1156611#post1156611
"Borelli shirts are extremely durable as long as you hardly ever wear them."

EDIT: Some SF inanity. Styleforum's WAYWAYWAWYAWY thread is all abuzz over Bilbo Baggins'  reproduction of the Ask Andy Encyclopedia glamor shot, as seen here:
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?p=3725000#post3725000
I laughed, but it was a laugh of cruel jealousy because I hadn't thought of it first.

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=205656
A callow newb is all in a tizzy because his drycleaners pressed his shirts with the collar stays in. This has messed up the collars. Our intrepid OP has no idea what to do and apparently has never used either a washing machine or an iron before. Either he is the scion of a clan so wealthy and so proper that it abhors the mere suggestion of doing laundry or he is an imbecile.

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=205678
This lovely human being is attending a poetry reading of an EXTREMELY accomplished poet who he wants to dry-hump and he simply can't figure out what to wear. He's stuck on the idea of a black cashmere rollneck and a blazer but he's worried that it will read as a costume (this would also be true if he were attending a meeting of Satanists, retired football coaches, or state university art history professors). Apparently the muses have not blessed him with the stunning idea of wearing literally any other kind of sweater.

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=205156
This is a very important question since there is literally no other place in the world to find a tan wool overcoat.

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=205554
How many colors may a man wear at once? I know the Andyland answer: He may wear brown, olive, taupe, deepest ochre, earth, tan, khaki, British khaki, and one other color, which must be mid blue. For Styleforum I suppose it's the same thing but all those colors must be located in a horrific "bespoke" check and set off with some girlish accessory (beaded bracelet, lapel flower, tiara).

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=205558
Butt Talk.

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#8064 2010-10-22 22:51:05

Maximilien de Robespierre
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#8065 2010-10-23 00:42:53

Gilgamesh2003
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Max this is a decent fit but not bigtimer. I dig the idea, it's like you're trying to go for some kind of like intellectual bohemian writer thing, but the execution is off. You're never supposed to button the lowest button on your jacket bro, and the sleeves are way too long. Also putting your glasses in your jacket pocket is smalltimer. You should get a pocket square instead (Hermes), and maybe a sweet lapel flower. The jacket looks about four sizes too big, too. Consider sizing down.

Also, instead of a black knit shirt (BoO?) you should consider a mid blue checked shirt with an English spread collar and maybe a solid burgundy wool tie. If you want to be extra steezy you could rock an OCBD with the buttons undone like mah man pg.

Can't see the pants (Incotex?) or your shoes so no comment on them. Next time do a color photo and take your hands out of your pockets. Hope this helps bro! Just trying to give you some constructive criticism.

 

#8066 2010-10-23 01:04:49

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#8067 2010-10-23 04:06:48

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"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#8068 2010-10-23 04:23:56

fxh
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#8069 2010-10-23 06:51:34

NJS
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#8070 2010-10-23 07:13:18

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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#8071 2010-10-23 07:16:42

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#8072 2010-10-23 08:30:17

Maximilien de Robespierre
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#8073 2010-10-23 13:12:16

Grossgrain Silk
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#8074 2010-10-23 13:15:53

Grossgrain Silk
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#8075 2010-10-23 15:08:19

Popeye Doyle
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Noted author dresses homeless man in trendy clothes:
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/3632/birnbach23oct2010.jpg

Leatherboy. Who knew?
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq248/upr_crust/P1020161830x1280.jpg

Guys who never buy anything new or good, bragging about all the good stuff they've allegedly bought (OP needs a little help with the quality/pricing relationship: "- Sperry Topsiders (not the highest quality but still cheap)""
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?102519-Purchases-with-No-Regrets

"Not the highest quality but still cheap" should be registered by Andy.

Last edited by Popeye Doyle (2010-10-24 07:53:09)


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