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#26 2013-05-31 13:45:00

Liam
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Re: WASP101 Gate

The thing I find funniest is if Bryan hadn't gone on MTV Cribs no one would have noticed the house was the same house.

Foolish!


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#27 2013-05-31 14:16:06

Chévere
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Aside from all the clever jokes and the fact that the victim of outing was who he was...
Outing somebody like that is a low down trick played by a prick.
Not clever, any enterprising computer literate 13 yo can do it given enough time.
Just nasty. And high fiving post facto is beyond moronic, it is like lighting flatulence. Anybody past the age of 6 can do it, it takes no creativity, doesn't smell particularly good, and you will always find a good number of like minded morons to exult with.

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#28 2013-05-31 14:38:23

Worried Man
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Re: WASP101 Gate

This all makes me very happy with the fact that I veered from my predisposed path of stardom, influence, and utter greatness to become a complete nobody, a troglodyte left to fester amongst the inconsequential masses.

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#29 2013-05-31 14:40:14

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Aim high WM.

 

#30 2013-05-31 15:51:53

captainpreppy
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Re: WASP101 Gate

I find it hard to savvy the sympathy for Dick the Wasp or his real life alter-ego Bryan. Dick really did come across as a prat, a prick and a pretender in his blog.

I seriously doubt whether Chenners is in much danger of a lawsuit. In the first place, in libel cases, truth is always a defense. It would be amazingly hard for Rep. Bryan to prove he is not Dick the WASP, given the overwhelming evidence that he is. Also, the last thing Bryan/Dick wants to do is to keep stirring the pot and garnering more notoriety over this matter. He has done the most sensible thing under the circumstances: Issued a denial and taken down the blog. Most of the reports described WASP 101 as a "men's fashion blog." This might be a curious sideline for a small-town politician from the Piedmont region of North Carolina, but it sounds pretty innocuous to a casual observer. The fact that WASP 101 was actually a "lifestyle" blog filled with a lot of braggadocio and sexual posturing, including alluring pix of probably underage "preppie" girls, will be overlooked, as will the fact that Dick the WASP was a totally phony persona--a North Carolina farm boy and Appalachian State alum--posing as a sort of American brahmin.

However obnoxious Dick the WASP may have been, the story is interesting: I mean, here is a guy who is probably a sort of borderline hillbilly living in the midst of a contemporary national culture that glorifies "rednecked-ness" via reality shows, country music and whatnot, where the redneck, although uncultured and brutish, is normally portrayed as a rollicking, merry good fellow, very "authentic" and ultra-American. Yet Brian/Dick chose to turn his back on all this and glorify in his way a culture that values social gentility and refinement, one that combines elegance with frugality and all that good stuff. I've got to admire him somewhat for that--arguably, he's the ultimate iGent!

My personal favorite tales of Dick the WASP:

Where he forged a letter that caused a girl he coveted to break up with her fiance. After a short fling, then Dick cast the poor girl aside...what a dashing cad!

When, as he was leaving a restaurant with his wife, a beautiful, raven-haired waitress planted a kiss on his mouth and passed him her phone number. As I remarked at the time, I think I was a pretty decent specimen of manhood in my prime, yet I never so much as had a fat, ugly waitress come on to me in that fashion. I certainly had (and perhaps still have) a much more imposing physique than Master Dick, which leads me to the third...

When he posted a photo of his flabby, weak-looking naked torso to prove he wasn't fat!

He was a prat, but I'll sort of miss him nonetheless.

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#31 2013-05-31 16:01:54

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

To be fair you sound like a bit of a prick too.

 

#32 2013-05-31 16:03:50

Bishop of Briggs
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Re: WASP101 Gate

^ But there is still Google cache and other archives...


Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is now dead!

 

#33 2013-05-31 16:33:49

captainpreppy
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Bop wrote:

To be fair you sound like a bit of a prick too.

Why?

 

#34 2013-05-31 16:49:18

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

I've just re-read it, you come over fine, my mistake, must have misread it the first time.

 

#35 2013-05-31 17:01:55

captainpreppy
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Thanks, Bop.

Another point of interest is a lot of commentators on Chenners' blog are accusing him of having "ruined a man's life." This seems doubtful:If a clown like former South Carolina governor Mark Sanford--the guy who told his wife he was hiking the Appalachian trail while in reality he flew off to an assignation with his "soulmate" in Argentina--could be returned in triumph to the U.S. Congress recently (he's currently engaged to the soulmate), i very much doubt if WASP101 will prove ruinous to Rep. Bryan's political future.

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#36 2013-05-31 17:09:08

Liam
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Fuck that.  Out him CaptainPreppy!

Find out where Bop lives and fucking RUIN HIM!

He works in a health food shop somewhere in the south of England.  That's a good start.


"Plup." Jimmy Frost Nachtman.

 

#37 2013-05-31 17:14:00

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

I live on a steady diet of fresh water algae and Wild Turkey Whiskey. I have no dependants or pets. I've never run for office. I've smoked but not inhaled, and I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

 

#38 2013-05-31 17:22:53

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

My two-cents is I don't really care about this Richard guy, I thought his blog was hilarious, but unintentionally. Another Partridge style character like Chens. But I think what we can see come to the forefront from all of this is Chens' eyes never lie, he is actually as psychotic as they have suggested.

The guy is sick in the head.

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Christian+Chensvold+Around+Smashbox+Day+3+h8VoXEMxoiex.jpg

 

#39 2013-05-31 17:42:22

Liam
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Bop wrote:

My two-cents is I don't really care about this Richard guy, I thought his blog was hilarious, but unintentionally. Another Partridge style character like Chens. But I think what we can see come to the forefront from all of this is Chens' eyes never lie, he is actually as psychotic as they have suggested.

The guy is sick in the head.

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Chri … Mxoiex.jpg

http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8d032aedb1436f7dd9607355818b61e/tumblr_mnf9be0vDO1qikxeao1_500.gif


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#40 2013-05-31 17:52:42

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

I was going to photoshop the business card.

 

#41 2013-05-31 21:27:22

Sammy Ambrose
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Re: WASP101 Gate

captainpreppy wrote:

My personal favorite tales of Dick the WASP:
...
When, as he was leaving a restaurant with his wife, a beautiful, raven-haired waitress planted a kiss on his mouth and passed him her phone number. As I remarked at the time, I think I was a pretty decent specimen of manhood in my prime, yet I never so much as had a fat, ugly waitress come on to me in that fashion. I certainly had (and perhaps still have) a much more imposing physique than Master Dick, which leads me to the third...

There's a  human interest bragging thread in this I sense.

Which posters HAVE had unsolicited attention from women?

In my prime I got  a lot. And even today at close to sixty having a full head of hair with only a smattering of grey, and like the Captain an imposing  physique, I still get quite a lot.

Just one example: At the age of 21, I was doing a deal with  an Iranian  businessman aged about 50 who was with a busty blonde  English girl of around 30.

I needed a check from him and asked him if he could go and get his check-book. While  he was away, she sidled next to me, put her hand on my knee handed me a slip of paper with her phone number and whispered 'He's only my sugar daddy. I like boys like YOU. Call me.'

Oh yes, I was wearing a Prince of Wales check suit and black penny loafers. Can't remember what else.


If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman

 

#42 2013-05-31 21:30:29

Sammy Ambrose
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Bop wrote:

I live on a steady diet of fresh water algae and Wild Turkey Whiskey. I have no dependents or pets. I've never run for office. I've smoked but not inhaled, and I do not have sexual relations with women.

Tell us something we don't know.

Last edited by Sammy Ambrose (2013-05-31 21:31:03)


If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman

 

#43 2013-05-31 23:38:20

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Sammy Ambrose wrote:

Which posters HAVE had unsolicited attention from women?

In my prime I got  a lot. And even today at close to sixty having a full head of hair with only a smattering of grey, and like the Captain an imposing  physique, I still get quite a lot.

Just one example: At the age of 21, I was doing a deal with  an Iranian  businessman aged about 50 who was with a busty blonde  English girl of around 30.

I needed a check from him and asked him if he could go and get his check-book. While  he was away, she sidled next to me, put her hand on my knee handed me a slip of paper with her phone number and whispered 'He's only my sugar daddy. I like boys like YOU. Call me.'

Oh yes, I was wearing a Prince of Wales check suit and black penny loafers. Can't remember what else.

Do you know how much of a desperate and sad cu.nt you sound like when you write stuff like this? If your intention was to make the collective readership adopted curled toes, I think you my have found the method, well done!

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#44 2013-05-31 23:52:26

Sammy Ambrose
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Liam wrote:

Fuck that.  Out him CaptainPreppy!

Find out where Bop lives and fucking RUIN HIM!

...

Could you perhaps try and moderate your language a little so it doesn't sound quite so coarse and unintelligent?

There's nothing wrong with having a laugh - I'm all for it. But the tradition on FNB is to do things with style.

Not only is language like this decidedly  not stylish, it is evocative of unwashed malodorous schoolboys spitting in the street.

We had this conversation on Talk Ivy, and the general consensus seemed to be that this sort of banal use of language was permitted there.

However, while I have not surveyed the majority of Wardrobe posters, I  suspect that most would prefer a slightly more cerebral tone to your posts.

Last edited by Sammy Ambrose (2013-06-01 01:59:18)


If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman

 

#45 2013-05-31 23:55:23

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

You're hot stuff I'm sure.

 

#46 2013-06-01 00:01:12

Sammy Ambrose
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Bop wrote:

Sammy Ambrose wrote:

Which posters HAVE had unsolicited attention from women?

In my prime I got  a lot. And even today at close to sixty having a full head of hair with only a smattering of grey, and like the Captain an imposing  physique, I still get quite a lot.

Just one example: At the age of 21, I was doing a deal with  an Iranian  businessman aged about 50 who was with a busty blonde  English girl of around 30.

I needed a check from him and asked him if he could go and get his check-book. While  he was away, she sidled next to me, put her hand on my knee handed me a slip of paper with her phone number and whispered 'He's only my sugar daddy. I like boys like YOU. Call me.'

Oh yes, I was wearing a Prince of Wales check suit and black penny loafers. Can't remember what else.

Do you know how much of a desperate and sad cu.nt you sound like when you write stuff like this? If your intention was to make the collective readership adopted curled toes, I think you my have found the method, well done!

My intention was certainly not to involve you, BOP!!!!!!!!!, as the pictures you have posted of yourself make it clear that you are definitely not what anyone  would call a ladies man.

Might I suggest that you ignore this development in the thread and stick to  cutting out pictures of Ivy style men you find attractive?

If you did that, my posts wouldn't annoy you and I (along with the rest the rest of the forum) would be spared your illiteracy.


If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman

 

#47 2013-06-01 00:06:28

captainpreppy
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Sammy Ambrose wrote:

I needed a check from him and asked him if he could go and get his check-book. While  he was away, she sidled next to me, put her hand on my knee handed me a slip of paper with her phone number and whispered 'He's only my sugar daddy. I like boys like YOU. Call me.'

Well, did you? Please don't keep us in suspense. Let us know the rest of the story, if there is one.

 

#48 2013-06-01 00:07:04

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

I'd suggest that whichever part of your temporal lobes that deals with the understanding of embarrassment and uneasiness that maybe caused to others by you publicly airing 30 year old anecdotes about sexual conquests as well as gauging the neediness, and shameful lengths you will go to, to have any self-worth about yourself via an internet forum. Could be on the blink.

 

#49 2013-06-01 00:07:53

Sammy Ambrose
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Bop wrote:

To be fair you [Captain Preppy] sound like a bit of a prick too.

Could I perhaps remind you that Captain Preppy is a well-respected member of this forum and of the clothing message boards in general. He was around when you were dreaming of buying your first Mod suit on the weekly.

Are you really intent on making people believe you are a churlish lout in addition to your current standing as fool?


If you aren't seeing through all three eyes at once day and night you are up shit creek without a paddle. The Shooman

 

#50 2013-06-01 00:09:12

Bop
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Re: WASP101 Gate

Are you telling me that any right minded and sexually active young/middle/pension aged women wouldn't be attracted by those legs, you've lost your bloody mind son.

 

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