Christ ! I wonder what would they do if you were caught drinking a port & Lemon ? I am sure i read that masturbation is punishable by death in Indonesia, i don't think there would be anyone left on this forum.
Port is fine, so long as you drink three bottles every sitting to achieve that bloated ruddy countenance of Pitt the Younger.
Yes, it is a sad inditement of cultural relativism that in many of the world's most populous and diverse countries today, being gay, effeminate or drinking Babycham will likely get you sentenced to mob justice by the country's judiciary. Back in the day, we would reinvigorate their culture with our gift of English law and common decency, now we have to accept that their barbaric ways are just different and of equal value, if not more so, being truly authentic, than our own ways.
What is this "masturbate"?
An ancient Egyptian tomb with a rectangular base, sloping sides, and a flat roof.
Masturbate means to build a mastaba.
I was perplexed by the absence of mastabas in Indonesia.
Talk Ivy at it's best ..lol
At this point I must admit to drinking Baileys once on Boxing Day 1985, but in mitigation (a) I was getting over the break up of a relationship and I was vulnerable (b) there was nothing else to drink in the house and all the shops were closed..... There, now you know everything.
Each time I see this thread bumped, I loathe the title just a little bit more.
Meanwhile, my tally score increases, two pairs of red pants spotted in the old pedestrianized part of old Voorburg yesterday.
Next step is pics heppie.
In other slow breaking news, I've got out my 4 pair of pink/red trousers and had a think about getting them all narrowed in the leg. I think as normal trousers they look too wide and old man trying to look hip in red trousers. But narrowed down they'll look more like jeans/chinos and everyday. But cool. Or more likely look like old man has trousers narrowed to be modern!
Baileys is good poured over ice cream or into a black espresso.
Baileys, a vital ingredient in a 'Baby Guinness' shooter....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Guinness
That type of stuff use to happen to me all the time, except I wouldn't have bothered to telephone my dad to get me out of the mess, as I know what the answer would be.