I think I'll create another user name and start criticizing my own posts from the standpoint of a disapproving asshole. I would have no shortage of colorful remarks to make about my own clothing choices.
Cripes, I was once told on here that my body shape resembles a chimpanze, I couldn't go out of the house for a week after that. But we like a good healthy insult on here.....so get with the program.
It really is unfair and cruel to bash someone based on physical traits, especially ones they can't easily change. But sometimes that shit's just funny. I mean, EVERY time I go to the beach everyone has to give me a hard time about my borderline hirsute body hair. But do I skulk back into the hotel and shave or wax it? Hell no. "Hey asshole, have fun when that shit gets stuck in your teeth when we start that game of tackle pool football." Sorry for all the cursing. I've had a few drinks.
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Mercer, the rise is the space between the crotch and the waistline, not the length of the leg. That's the inseam. Higher rise would mean the pants would sit higher on your waist. Those pants I'm wearing there are rolled and would definitely be considered high water if I were wearing loafers, but they're just resting on top of the boots, which is what we Ivyists term "no break".
See, here's the perfect example, and thanks for posting that shot, Mercer. Someone, I can't recall who, stated something along the lines of "Hey WM, it looks like you have a stick shoved up your ass there." And yes, they were correct. I look like I have a stick shoved up my ass. Not to mention, there's absolutely zero Ivy going on there. But that is a really nice old Viyella shirt. Total "Americana" stuff there.
But when is criticism ever warranted, Mercer? Criticism just happens. It's usually just an opinion. However, where it gets tricky on here is that this is a forum dedicated to Ivy style, which does have certain tenets that we all adhere to, to a lesser or greater extent. So, from that, someone could justifiably pick apart the faults of an outfit or judge it based on its merits, or lack thereof, from the standpoint of strict Ivy. I think this is what has happened to you a few times. But it's nothing to get defensive about. It's like Woof (I think) said at one point, you just have to fall in line.
Is this happening?
Im off to bed...good night and good luck
Hahahaha. G'night....
Mercer, If by "dad" you mean a man old enough to be the responsible father of offspring, then yes, total dad jeans. They're not pulled up, that's just where they sit naturally. That's the natural waist, or close to it, which is where men historically wore their pants until some time in the past 20 years.
And Mercer, we seem to be going round in circles here. Your on an Ivy forum but say you have no interest in ivy? If you like Trad isn't Ask Andy's a better place to be posting. Also you post the same jeans and often the same shoes every time and the outfits are very samey. I only post a pic when I've something interesting I want to show. My pictures look like they were taken by AC after a few jars of the brown and yellow ale, but I try to vary what I'm wearing. I received a lot of critiquing when I first posted here. I listened and tried to adjust my wardrobe.
There is variety here, Bop and The Worried HitMan wear quite a bit of American Work wear, Woof and Ox can really pull off a subtle but sharp dressed up proffersorly Ivy, Harpo and Tom put most Mod faces to shame, Oli looks like Tony Perkins and Dustin Hoffman had a baby... There is room for variety, but that's part of it, you need to vary what your showing us. Also I'm sure you can pick up a decent enough pair of chinos/ flannels/ slacks in a thrift store, get em tapered in a bit. Sports jackets can be brought cheaply if you look around.
This is not a forum for the sensitive though, it is full of banter and people who are obsessive over detail. You will get shit here, you laugh it off and give it back. If you get offended then go post somewhere else.
And as for WM wearing Dad jeans/ pants if you don't get what he's doing with his outfits and the fact that high waters/ nipple huggers are actually considered expectable, then your in the wrong place
I'm the king of dad pants. ...and grandpa sweaters, come to think of it. But that's all perspective, which I suspect is what Mercer is lacking.
Hello Mercer mate,
The FNB crowd aren't an easy crowd to please, i accept that. Its not personal though, these comments come from posters who love their detail. This is something i understand myself. Listen man, i'm on a steep learning curve here myself, as you certainly wouldn't say i was Pure Ivy. I think of myself as a lifelong mod and student of style. I'm always willing to take on new information in order to improve my wardrobe,even if that advice seems at the time like a kick in the pants. My advice would be try not to take offence, listen to the comments and be open to adjustments that may improve your wardrobe :-)
See... Tommy, Harry, y'all have the right attitude.
It's not that I dislike Mercer in any way, but it seems that his posts always end up getting us back to this same spot, which is tiresome.
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I keep having this daydream about a mid western congregation filing out of church on a sunny Sunday morning. Mercer resplendent in 'lumberjack style' including hunting boots is shaking hands with the reverend and congratulating him on his sermon on the immodesty of highwater jeans. Staunch matrons look on approvingly whilst shy virgins steal sideways glances at the duck boots, wondering why he's wearing them on such a hot day. Meanwhile Billax immaculate in Blackwatch tartan blazer and lime green chinos stands rooted to the spot, horrified at the low rise spectacle that greeted him as he exited the church. He hurries away, as fast as the starch creases in his chinos will allow, resolved to write an article on his blog about the decline of mens dress standards. There is a solitary figure standing in the shade of some trees over on the other side of the churchyard, watching patiently, allseeing through his Shuron clip ons. It is the ivy hitman. He has already identified Mercer's car in the parking lot, as he waits he slowly screw screws the silencer onto his .38.