^ Captain , nice to see you posting here. However I wonder if I might just mention, in passing, if you don’t mind, that those jeans probably aren’t the best style for a gentleman of your …..ahem…..stature. Sorry to be so insensitive……but while you're at it get your arse down the gym you fat git!!

I know it sounds as though I'm keeping on about this.....…but not only do those strides do nothing for you sweetie, they fail to meet the minimum standards laid down in para 3, page 37 of ‘The Ivy Look’. So .........kindly do not post this rubbish on here again or you will be banished to internet sartorial limbo quicker than you can twang your braces.

If I have been a bit brutal or uncaring about this then I apologise. I can provide you with the phone number of The Samaritans if you need.

I reckon it was more to do with Mercer's diminishing waist line and less to do about his clothes anyway.
It was like, 'Look at what I can wear now that I've lost a bunch of weight.' as opposed to, 'Look at what I'm wearing.'
I usually just skipped past his posts anyway because he posted the same shit everytime.

Hear, hear! Please consider that I'm in the middle of the middle row in my class.

...Oh f*ck!

Last edited by SanchoPanza (2015-03-17 09:04:14)

Good stuff Sancho.  However, I like the clean-shaven Sancho better.

Yeah good look Sancho - I'm after a jacket like that in 42 if anyone sees one - a dark Olive glen plaid type number - Yuca had a cracker on the other day too
Pretty versatile