Who ya got?
Apparently you're the only one that gives a shit.
Gambling is the work of Beelzebub.
Billax has picked one or two fine fillies here:
http://wearingtheivyleaguelooksince1958.blogspot.co.uk/search?updated-min=2015-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&updated-max=2016-01-01T00:00:00-05:00&max-results=37
My wife is getting her dress and hat ready for Royal Ascot in June, although she won't make a spectacle of herself like many who attend. They go off on the train in the morning looking pristine and come back in the evening all drunk and dishevelled.
Damn!
I was too busy getting my rocks off watching Dale Jr. streak across the finish line at Talladega.
VRRROOOMMMMMMMM!!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! VROOM VROOM VROOOMMM!!!
"WOOHOO!!!"
(just kidding)