My dick is 47 years old now, and still going pretty good. In fact I'm off to Redtube now to give it its daily workout.
What was I saying the other day about how to polish anything was an act of subversion these days?
Redtube Vs YouPorn - Which is the Ivyist?
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled...
Black brogues take on a lovely patina with time.