How did you get that pic of me Moose? I must have been papped coming out of the Bongo Basement early this morning.
If anyone wants one of those ethnic hand woven Peruvian waistcoats just let me know, I can get a really good price. They look great over a OCBD.

You sound lovely Ivy girl. Stripey top, bob, Levis... If only I were 10 years younger... Well 20 years...
But unfortunatly, you my dear are a figment of Uncle's deranged mind...

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You know Uncle has a big nose, how come? Does he make a habit of sending photographs of himself to young ladies? You've only been on a predominatly all male the site for 2 minutes and you are already talking about 'munching minge' and colouring your bush with a kohl pencil.
Not even Cheeky Monkey is that forward.
You don't have to be Poirot for this one...

She's got a point.

Uncle, all the boys got ever so excited at the thought of a young lady joining the club. The term "Flies round shit" was rightly used. And now you've cheated us all. You naughty wee scamp.

If my 6 year old daughter asks "What did you do today Daddy?". I can say "Well darling, today I had a virtual cyber conversation with a man who pretends he is a young girl to fool lots of silly men who normally are very busy talking about socks."
It's not a bad life is it Uncle?

Do you know Uncle, I feel sad for outing Ivy Girl. It's like in Mrs. Doubtfire when the kids miss her even though they know she's not real.
Can she return and we can pretend we never had this conversation. Can she be hornier though and introduce her friends online? And a few photos too wouldn't go amiss.
Uncle, you are some piece of work. Next, why not try 'War of the worlds' on radio? You can fool some of the people some of the time etc.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Okay, okay... So we went out a couple of times. I just thought the facial hair was due to a hormone problem.