Cripes, Moose! Be careful. This could get filled in with all sorts of nonsense and someone will buy into it because it's on the internet. Before you know it, no one will be able to wear a watch with evening clothes! Or you have to have done the TransAt to wear red trousers on deck. Or you can't wear black shoes with braces that have brown tabs. Or...
EDIT: Shit. Just noticed that I put down three unwritten rules. Fell prey to your evil scheme.
Last edited by AQG (2008-07-28 12:56:39)
1) Never write down rules.
2) Never pay any attention to written down rules.
3) Circulate phony rules and watch who follows them!
Here at 'the Rock', we have TWO basic rules. Memorize them so you can say them in your sleep.
Rule one, obey all rules
Second, do not write on the walls, as it takes a lot of work, to erase writing, off of walls.
- Barn
1) Only Black Loafers after 6PM, no Cordo.
2) No Brown Tweed after 6PM.
3) By week number five you are at least one week late for a haircut.
1) Only half the face of your wristwatch should ever be visible beneath your shirt cuff. No more, no less.
2) Cluedo characters have fantastic natural shoulders: http://www.corrieblog.tv/cluedo-297.jpg
3) One's pocket handkerchief is always carried in the right hand trouser pocket.