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#4101 2010-02-01 10:56:06

Bishop of Briggs
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.

 

#4102 2010-02-01 11:25:59

Just Jim
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#4103 2010-02-01 14:24:36

Nemesis
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Little Billy may be short but we have it on his authority that he is a "big timer."  He is plenty tough on teh fora.


Back with a vengeance.

 

#4104 2010-02-01 14:31:31

Nemesis
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


Back with a vengeance.

 

#4105 2010-02-01 14:56:16

g-
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#4106 2010-02-01 16:34:20

Cruz Diez
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#4107 2010-02-02 00:24:56

Just Jim
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#4108 2010-02-02 10:34:35

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=101936

This may be a language issue, but is this guy asking if he has the board's permission to wear a sweater when it's cold? And as a corollary, if he wears a bulky sweater, will it make him look bulky? Anyway, I'm grateful for the link to that nice $300 shawl cardigan. Pity he hasn't received any snippy responses yet telling him that the cardigan has incorrect buttons, but we can wait.

And then this classic inanity:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=101926

If I'm not mistaken, the question is: "I'm wearing a collar that's too wide for my jacket - is there some device I can purchase to fix this 'problem'?" How about, wear a different shirt? or jacket? I often find that if I wear a bulky sweater under my dress shirt and suit it makes me look very odd and bulgy - is there some sort of breathable polymer sheathe I can buy to compress the sweater to my body?

Maybe these guys can make me one:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=101900

 

#4109 2010-02-02 13:04:57

Don Juan
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

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#4110 2010-02-02 13:11:31

4F Hepcat
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


Vibe-Rations in Spectra-Sonic-Sound

 

#4111 2010-02-02 13:14:30

formby
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Posts: 8359

Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#4112 2010-02-02 13:24:53

4F Hepcat
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Indeed. Here's an edited highlight from a recent email correspondence from someone close to 4F Hepcat:
QUOTE
That man (the name has been changed to protect the guilty - 4F) is an enigma.  He does have talent - to latch onto key "buzzwords" - but this completely blinds him from the fact that he knows F'all about the subject matter.  He did this when he sneaked into C&P while no-one was looking, and bullshitted everyone with over-elaborate flowcharts and processes.
UNQUOTE

Any management that has to hire outside fuckwits who know nothing about the processes or business in to make change, should automatically be sacked. If you can't promote the change yourself, then why the hell are you in that position in the first place?

Consultancy: expensive bullshit, you can get for free by brainstorming whilst pissed.

Thus, ends today's lesson.


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#4113 2010-02-02 13:32:07

formby
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#4114 2010-02-02 13:41:40

4F Hepcat
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I like acronyms, many of them display genius in their simple, obviousness, and yet, you yourself never thought of them.  An example, not from industry, but my home town, EPIC: Ellesmere Port Indoor Centre. Sheer brilliance in its simplicity.

The nuclear industry, along with wind farms - the future.

Beats working on the HDFA shutdown at Shell Stanlow. Except, shutdowns and routine maintenance will be given a back burner when the Indians take over.


Vibe-Rations in Spectra-Sonic-Sound

 

#4115 2010-02-02 13:49:27

formby
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From: Wiseacre
Posts: 8359

Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#4116 2010-02-02 14:21:04

Cruz Diez
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#4117 2010-02-02 17:43:53

Patrick
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


Otter : Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon : I thought you were pre-med.
Otter : What's the difference?

 

#4118 2010-02-02 18:01:17

The_Shooman
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Standards are dropping over there to all time lows:

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2916683&postcount=1

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2918603&postcount=1

 

#4119 2010-02-02 18:02:58

John Rotten
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#4120 2010-02-02 18:49:55

The_Shooman
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Last edited by The_Shooman (2010-02-02 21:22:54)

 

#4121 2010-02-03 07:25:37

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4122 2010-02-03 09:26:29

g-
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#4123 2010-02-03 11:27:14

formby
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From: Wiseacre
Posts: 8359

Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#4124 2010-02-03 11:51:24

foofurieux
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Dayum... vox sartoria is just owning on Cruz Diaz.  Ouch!!!

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2917502&postcount=23
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2919982&postcount=45
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2920604&postcount=53

So is everybody else

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2918351&postcount=31
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2918494&postcount=32
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2919451&postcount=36

 

#4125 2010-02-03 12:00:39

4F Hepcat
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Suggest you guys get a copy of API RBI 580, that tells you all you need to know about managing risk, you can apply to other industries and topics.

There are also operating conditions where it is known that no failure will occur....

Except for aeroplanes, they're pretty deadly, especially when you're watching Seconds From Disaster on National Geographic the night before an eleven hour flight.


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