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#1 2010-09-25 04:54:59
- NJS
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Does My Bum Look Big In This?
I don't have the courage to post a picture of may face and my Tipex has run dry. Still less, do I have the courage to post a picture of my bum but I urgently need the answer to the question: "Does my bum look big in this?" 'This' being: a pair of forward-pleated, cuffed, cut for braces, Lessing's linen trews, with mother-of-pearl fly buttons and 22 carat clasps.
Please just say: "Oooh! Suits you, sir!"
Just be generous.
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#2 2010-09-25 08:50:38
- Sarcophagus
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Re: Does My Bum Look Big In This?
Why, no. Not at all. If anything, they de-emphasize your bum. However they're perhaps a bit tight in the hips as the resulting wrinkles radiating from the crotch draw the eye to your dong. Was that the plan? It's what I do.
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#3 2010-09-25 11:17:26
- 4F Hepcat
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Re: Does My Bum Look Big In This?
Why Nicholas, have you guested on a telenovela or been interviewed on the telly?
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#4 2010-09-25 14:14:53
- Grossgrain Silk
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Re: Does My Bum Look Big In This?
The answer to this question is always, 'Yes your arse looks like a sack of watermelons but a little more rumpled'. Otherwise one gets asked it all the time.
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#6 2010-09-26 16:19:10
- Ol' Cotton
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Re: Does My Bum Look Big In This?
Such Voluptuary Luxury verges on the Envy and Depravity of the estate of iGentry; I exhort you, look to your Regeneration in Heaven, not the Substance of your Trouser-Buttons.
#7 2010-09-27 09:47:42
- Patrick
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Re: Does My Bum Look Big In This?
Congratulations! You qualify for your very own Zip Code!
(Translation for Style Forum readers):
Congradulations, U cud prolly get yr own zip code on that mother LOL
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