I don't have the courage to post a picture of may face and my Tipex has run dry. Still less, do I have the courage to post a picture of my bum but I urgently need the answer to the question: "Does my bum look big in this?" 'This' being: a pair of forward-pleated, cuffed, cut for braces, Lessing's linen trews, with mother-of-pearl fly buttons and 22 carat clasps.
Please just say: "Oooh! Suits you, sir!"
Just be generous.
Acknowledgements and apologies to The Fast Show.
Why, no. Not at all. If anything, they de-emphasize your bum. However they're perhaps a bit tight in the hips as the resulting wrinkles radiating from the crotch draw the eye to your dong. Was that the plan? It's what I do.
Last edited by Sarcophagus (2010-09-25 08:52:34)
Why Nicholas, have you guested on a telenovela or been interviewed on the telly?
The answer to this question is always, 'Yes your arse looks like a sack of watermelons but a little more rumpled'. Otherwise one gets asked it all the time.
Last edited by Grossgrain Silk (2010-09-25 14:15:07)
Such Voluptuary Luxury verges on the Envy and Depravity of the estate of iGentry; I exhort you, look to your Regeneration in Heaven, not the Substance of your Trouser-Buttons.
Congratulations! You qualify for your very own Zip Code!
(Translation for Style Forum readers):
Congradulations, U cud prolly get yr own zip code on that mother LOL