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#4076 2010-01-29 18:40:25

Junior Astaire
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#4077 2010-01-30 00:47:05

The_Shooman
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#4078 2010-01-30 07:32:29

John Rotten
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#4079 2010-01-30 07:46:38

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4080 2010-01-30 07:48:05

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4081 2010-01-30 08:14:45

John Rotten
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#4082 2010-01-30 09:18:52

Film Noir Buff
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#4083 2010-01-30 09:39:03

4F Hepcat
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^Such as Citizen Smith:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMKsR_wUSfA


Vibe-Rations in Spectra-Sonic-Sound

 

#4084 2010-01-30 10:33:20

Gilgamesh2003
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#4085 2010-01-30 14:52:03

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4086 2010-01-30 17:09:33

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4087 2010-01-30 17:11:23

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4088 2010-01-30 17:54:35

John Rotten
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#4089 2010-01-30 18:15:23

Hard Bop Hank
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“No Room For Squares”
”All political art is bad – all good art is political.”
"Would there be any freedom of press or speech if one must reduce his vocabulary to vapid innocuous euphemisms?"

 

#4090 2010-01-31 02:18:11

4F Hepcat
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I would be interested in relocating to California in the prime of the West Coast style, hanging around in the Haig and Lighthouse with Chet, Pepper, Cooper, Perkins, Rogers, Mulligan and Shank. Arriving about the time when Bird was relaxin' at Camarillo and leaving when Pepper had finished recording Art Pepper + 11 with Davis's band. There was still good recordings coming out from the West Coast for a couple of more years, but from 1959 onwards, Pacific Jazz and Contemporary had lost the zeitgeist to Blue Note, Prestige and New York.

Like Hard Bop, I certainly prefer the music, clothes, style and writers from that period, probably of most interest from 1959-62. Certainly there's more of the great canon of jazz to enjoy now, and I'm currently listening to Art Pepper's Smack Up on Japanese 24bit remastered CD, with an essential extra track on not on the original release - Solid Citizens.

The iGents seem not interested in 1955, but rather to be the members of an idealised house band on a technicolor Mississippi river steamer circa 1901, but filmed in a Hollywood studio in the golden age of musicals. This why so many of them have a preference for dressing like they're in a trad jazz band - straw boaters and stripes. And also why anything they have made bespoke comes across as stylised and comical as its meant to be viewed on the big screen in 35mm. 

Now I'm not knocking trad jazz, there's nothing wrong with Lu Watters and Fire House Five Plus Two.

The worse advice I ever took regarding shoes was on AAAC, allegedly the source of the advice was Edward Green shoes, and this was to take a new pair of shoes prior to wearing them and coat them with shoe polish and leave them for 24hours. Didn't work for me.


Vibe-Rations in Spectra-Sonic-Sound

 

#4091 2010-01-31 02:42:11

shamrockmonkey
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I brush my teeth with minty paste/I hate when Liquor goes to waste.

 

#4092 2010-01-31 08:22:25

Gilgamesh2003
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4F and Shamrock really nailed it with these previous two insightful posts - the desire in Andlyand is for a costume, not a style, and wearing a costume in your daily life makes you look, at best, "stylized and comical" and at worst like some kind of reverse goth.

And it's always bound up in ideas of social class, too. Others have pointed out that this is kind of amusing given AAAC's ostensibly egalitarian "anyone can dress with style!" leanings. Take this recent post by CuffDaddy:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1050257&postcount=2

I seldom strongly disagree with CuffDaddy but I always think he's kind of an abrasive prick, and this post really confirms it. Also, NB that it's several thousand words long, and it comes from a poster who almost never fails to mention that he's a successful lawyer - where does he find the time? His advice here is so boring and conservative as to escape any possible objection.

But the real soul of the post is the statement that you can only wear a purple tie around "educated" people and that if you wear a purple tie around "uneducated" people they will think you're a homosexual and, presumably, sexually assault you in the style of "Deliverance." The central metaphor of Andyland really is natural nobility versus the unwashed, and knowing that you can pair a light blue tie with a white shirt somehow makes you a member of this privileged class.

This attitude irritates me, especially given that, were most of us posters transported back in time to the court of the Sun King we would be more qualified to bake bread or muck out the stables than to buckle on some tiny slippers and engage in state intrigue. To put it another way, it does no good to dress up like Cary Grant or the Prince of Wales if you're a weird, Aspergers-y petit bourgeois shut-in, you'll still be a weird, Aspergers-y petit bourgeois shut-in. Not that this is news to anyone here.

But I still think that this is the fundamental difference between AAAC and Devil's Island - here people seem relaxed and at home with their relationship to clothing, whereas at Andy's it always seems to revolve around getting the board's approval and imagining that you're grinding your Alden boot (from Leather Soul, ideally "deep discount") into the face of some peasant.

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#4093 2010-01-31 08:28:03

John Rotten
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#4094 2010-01-31 12:59:24

captainpreppy
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#4095 2010-02-01 08:02:13

Gilgamesh2003
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#4096 2010-02-01 08:13:13

Film Noir Buff
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#4097 2010-02-01 08:42:05

Big Tony
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^ Haven't these guys heard that Prohibition is over, and you can get a drink in a corner store? or do they all ready old newspapers just to keep in character?


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4098 2010-02-01 10:24:59

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4099 2010-02-01 10:31:40

Film Noir Buff
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#4100 2010-02-01 10:39:36

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 
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