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#4651 2010-03-08 07:47:25

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

A quick classic:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103037
Knezz needs our help telling two colors apart! A good way to do that is by looking at them, HTH!!!

Edit: fixed, thanks Mr. de Robespierre

Last edited by Gilgamesh2003 (2010-03-08 09:13:36)

 

#4652 2010-03-08 08:45:06

Maximilien de Robespierre
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#4653 2010-03-09 06:55:11

Gilgamesh2003
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Kinda boring this morning:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103072
Celebrating the grandeur and artistry of the Great Alden Shoe Manufacturing Corporation in inimitably awkward Andyland style.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103014
A thread on clothing pet peeves simmers down into the typical Andyland gumbo of bizarre opinions and bad advice. I've come around on Earle of Ormonde, he seems OK, and I actually agree with some of Cruiser's points in the thread (he finds it annoying that guys who have never left Wisconsin are saying "braces" and "waistcoat"). Watch for some truly arcane ("wrong") explanations from high-priced streetfighter Cuff Daddy. The thread left me with two questions:

- Do cuffs (or in Forum British, turn-ups) actually weight the pants leg and make it hang straighter? I've had both cuffed and plain pants for many years and never really noticed a difference, but I certainly have noticed plenty of monster 2-3" cuffs on these forumites.

- Forum cutie-pie Peak and Pine claims to have stiffeners sewn into his pants cuffs - is this a sign of moral or mental decay? Does he need razor-sharp cuffs in Maine? Am I missing out here? Should I have my tailor (I use a guy in Sri Lanka because he's $2.00 cheaper on most alterations) sew stiffeners into all my clothes?

 

#4654 2010-03-09 11:08:37

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4655 2010-03-09 11:37:45

ScarletStreet
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Not even sure this is inane but I rarely get surprised by what shows up on the message boards anymore so here you go:  http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=169939


"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it." -- H.L. Mencken

 

#4656 2010-03-09 11:41:18

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Hi guys, maybe you can help me with this problem - I'm looking to upgrade my wardrobe. I got a bespoke suit from Mytailor.com and some thrift store tweed jackets, and I have two button down shirts (blue and white, is that enough? They're from Jos. A Banks). I also got some Park Aves for a deep discount from a funeral home (no one needs to be buried with shoes this awesome!). But I can't seem to find a source for these accessories I really need:

- Shell cordovan collar stays
- Shell cordovan watchband
- Shell cordovan cell phone belt holster
- Shell cordovan gun holster (support concealed carry on college campuses!)
- Shell cordovan fedora
- Shell cordovan shaving brush
- Shell cordovan briefcase
- Shell cordovan rolling laptop case (I have a bad back because my feet are only size 3)
- Shell cordovan DJ (peak lapels of course LOL!)

My budget for all these things together is $380.00, does that sound right? Ideally I'd like to get only factory seconds and then have my local leatherworker tailor them to fit my needs, and also re-dye them (I don't like all existing cordovan colors). Does Alden make a cordovan orthopedic back brace?
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#4657 2010-03-09 11:42:41

Film Noir Buff
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#4658 2010-03-09 11:50:30

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4659 2010-03-09 11:51:06

Patrick
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


Otter : Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon : I thought you were pre-med.
Otter : What's the difference?

 

#4660 2010-03-09 11:53:05

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4661 2010-03-09 13:09:19

captainpreppy
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#4662 2010-03-09 13:38:41

Simon Myerson
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#4663 2010-03-09 16:29:13

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4664 2010-03-09 22:51:41

captainpreppy
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^Oh, I'm much too old and decrepit to try to play ITG!

 

#4665 2010-03-10 08:33:47

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4666 2010-03-10 08:35:42

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4667 2010-03-10 08:50:14

Taylor McIntyre
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

*Chuckle*

Trad IS Japanese. Plus they do it better.

... And even the term is from them.


You'd think they'd know that on the Trad forum...

 

#4668 2010-03-10 10:59:17

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4669 2010-03-10 11:28:58

Kingstonian
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#4670 2010-03-10 11:45:19

Grossgrain Silk
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#4671 2010-03-10 12:17:32

4F Hepcat
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


Vibe-Rations in Spectra-Sonic-Sound

 

#4672 2010-03-10 15:49:09

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Last edited by Big Tony (2010-03-10 15:53:00)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4673 2010-03-10 15:52:08

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#4674 2010-03-10 18:11:10

John Rotten
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#4675 2010-03-10 19:08:59

Maximilien de Robespierre
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