My favorite permutation of that is:
Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth.
Gin! Curs'd fiend with fury fraught
Makes human race a prey
It enters by a deadly draught,
And steals our life away
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Hasn't stopped me yet
I need a new flask, I had a cheapo one for most of college and have mislaid it somewhere.
I used to sneak it to hockey games (we had no football at Conn College and were not allowed to bring "adult beverages" to the rink) and drink brandy while watching the hapless Camels get hosed by Williams or Amherst.
Last edited by Coolidge (2006-11-29 22:12:11)