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#1 2010-04-05 19:04:48

Wordsworth
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Posts: 3

I puked the suit

Hi, new member here!  I hope to learn a lot!  My first question is; I was at dinner the other night and started to feel light-headed, I could feel the pasta backing up in my throat but I thought I could suppress it by taking little sips of cold water.  It didn't work and I gagged, I was pretending like I had to cough and just puked a little sputum into my hand, a situation no iGent wants to find himself in, I made a snap decision and I wiped on the waitress when I tugged at her apron to get her attention (she was at the table behind us).  She turned around to see what my table wanted but everyone I was dining with saw the puke on her and got disgusted... I got disgusted, by the sight of my own production, that's when things got weird.  I puked again into my hands but tried to get into the pockets of my suit jacket.  Then I vomited in a manner to forceful to ignore.  Tears welled up in my eyes, sweat broke on my brow and I knew this gut-mess was not something to suffer in silence.  I got up.  My peripheral vision darkened and it felt like it was just me and God in that room.  I screamed, inducing another session of wretching in the nicest restraraunt on Colorado St., Pasadena.  Everyone was embarrased and trying to give me napkins or usher me outside.  I told them to take me out of the establishment and they dragged me leaving a 9" x 20' swath of puke in my wake that was only disrupted by my shoes trailing me (also might be a lost cause but that is for another thread).  So this brings me to my question, it was from Jos. A.  Bank in Lynnwood, WA... I'm not sure if you all have heard of them but they are really expensive and kind of exclusive--I'm no snob--but I needed a noce suit that would last me for the rest of my life... my dry-cleaner refused to touch, which is understandable as it is covered in food my body partially digested then rejected but where do I get this cleaned?  It is my only top-of-the-line suit and I really can't afford to loose it.  Hell, I don't even want to pay for the cleaner but I am worried someone might notice.  What to do?  Also, I make another thread for this but the shoes were Edward Green.

 

#2 2010-04-06 17:16:59

Tomasso
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Posts: 598

Re: I puked the suit

 

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