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#1 2010-04-16 01:30:55
- Bob Loblaw
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Where do people go to announce they have been banned from this site?
Not that I think it would happen as I am rather innocuous, however it never hurts to cover all contingencies.
#2 2010-04-16 01:57:04
- Simon Myerson
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Re: Where do people go to announce they have been banned from this site?
Very sensible question.
First you go to AAC where you file the following post:
"Dear Andy's Acolytes and Clones,
I tried to defend you on FNB against all the nasty cruel people. Because of my brave stand they banned me and I am a refugee. Please take me in. I would like to know whether, when greeting a woman of the opposite sex, it is polite to remove my AE McLains, using my silk pocket square to do so. Is the answer different if I am armigerous? Or if I am a total twat?"
Then you must go to Style Forum, find a picture of Manton and file the following post:
"What a magnificent cut for your svelte frame. I have never seen anyone whose clothes flatter them as much as this. Have you written a book I might buy?"
Then it should all be ok.
P.S. On second thoughts, don't tell Andy's Acolytes and Clones that you are a refugee. They don't really like it.
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#3 2010-04-18 11:28:43
- ckav
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Re: Where do people go to announce they have been banned from this site?
A favourite literaray reference is Kipling's 'Rule of the Bandar Log' from the Jungle book- "We say it is so, therefore it must be."
I had to take several physical anthropology classes toward my degree. Nothing bores me to tears so much as nature programs of the great apes walking around mooning the camera. I quickly realised our closest genetic relatives, chimpanzese spend maybe 10% of the day eating and 90% putting each other in their place while trying to rise in the hierarchy. That, and the relief of sporadic fornication is it.
Getting banned from many websites isn't much more than being a librarian driving her chariot past 'christians' with roof tiles. But for FNB? One must endeavor to be a monkey to do that.
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