"Maybe, I can just stick the knife in whilst the little f**ker ain't lookin'. Yeah, that'll feel reaaaaaall good....take that short ass..."

F.B. I. special agent Joseph Smith of the Salt Lake City office hands over 10,000,000  FREE TIBET bumper stickers to PRC consul Min hee Me. The bumpersticker owner's have also been arrested for alleged involvement with ELF! This has no connection with the Heroic People's Army execution of a roque factory manager counterfeiting LDS missionary clothing.

So they both work in the mailroom?

Also, why does the short one always wear the same sports jacket?

"I was told that my dozen pair of Alden longwings had arrived.  Oh, behind me?"

"Stop worrying about where the stepladder went, Matt.  I'll get the 2010 box from the top shelf without it."

Give me my arse back and I'll buy a shirt.

"We're just a couple of tramps" or

"How to age without growing"

I remember it very fondly and I'm not quite 30. Foo reminds me more of Martin Short's Butabi cousin guest character in the Night at the Roxbury guys sketch from the 90s - he arrived on a plane from Yemen leading a goat and wearing a djellaba.